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blurredblonde · 1 year ago
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BUCKET LIST, including the strange, the wild, the weird, and the borderline undoable
Go to a nude beach
spread eagle naked towards the sun
use Pinterest business to do brand links and get any amount of $$ from that alone
go to a pole dancing class
try hot yoga
do a burlesque show in Melbourne
post an animation to youtube
start a webtoon
learn to sew
get an apartment by myself
get an apartment with friends
post a shitty homemade music video in a lana del rey way with the help of friends
get a perm
visit coney island
be 125 pounds
get a the dachshund tattoo
post a vlog like im famous
be a extra in a movie
act in a gay indie movie like norman reedus
go to a gorillaz concert
get a snake
get a record player
meet a sugar mommy
go to a jazz bar alone
get a dressed up like a old hollywood star and go have a night on the town
get my license
own a mustang
ride a motorcycle
go to a mosh pit
go to a rave
get black out drunk
go skinny dipping
publish a art book
own a beach house
get a red gingham bikini
take a slutty picture in a american flag bikini and post it to instagram
go diving with whale sharks
be a art director on a project
do a mural on a wall
complete a painting on an obnoxiously large canvas
make a pop song with no knowledge of music or mixing
work on a big animated film
Do a boudoir photoshoot
party in paris
do a full cosplay
pet a pigeon
get a scuba diving license
explore an abandoned building
kiss a stranger
get in a fist fight
flash my boobs at something
attend a figure drawing class
be the nude model at a figure drawing class
receive fanart of my own characters
create a reel showing school doodles
be the cinematographer for a project
take a history class
be a dive instructor
post a animation meme to a jack stauber song
go on vacation all by myself
have sex
be in a youtube video
go on the video side of omegle
visit japan
go to a film festival
jump off a pier
do a pin-up photoshoot
go to an acting interview
heh
open an online store
do artist alley at a convention
cross country roadtrip with friends
stargaze on top of a car
invest in stocks and real estate
go on a cruise to thailand and thrift there
go to the new york library
visit bora bora
learn to play guitar
draw on the sidewalk with chalk
nurture and take care of a plant
grow my own food
get chickens
join a club in uni
take a pottery class
work out in a gym
surf a barrel
buy a surfboard
meditate for 50 days in a row
travel in a van
fly first class
go on a blind date
buy and fill a photo album book
kiss in the rain
do a thirty-day photography challenge and post the whole thing
explore the woods by my house
go to a ball/masquerade party
host a dinner party
say yes to everything for a day
grow my hair past my ass
become mildly fluent in french
attend golbeins animation workshop
buy an obnoxiously large rug
smell the tomford cherry perfume
get a Brazilian wax
get henna done
go to Brisbane museum by myself
get my i.d
go wine tasting
visit Miami
Meet my online best friend
dine at the ritz
go on a gameshow
do tent camping
win a sweepstake
create a artist porfolio/website
be featured in a gallery
go to okinawa
learn to ballroom dance
ride a horse on a beach/ and or backwards
go to a country club
bake a pie
buy a tourist t-shirt
do a escape room
live in Santa Barbara
stay in cape cod
belly dancing class
get my art viral on tiktok
do a commision
buy a fancy wardrobe
have a room with a slanted roof
sleep in a pool in an inflatable pool
snuggle with nurse sharks
bayonetta mui mui glasses.
go out in a pair of high heels
do a show at a convention
stay at the madonna inn
do lesbian handkerchief flagging in public
do a 'nude' photoshoot
own every sims 4 pack
complete a sims4 generations challenge
play subnautica
swim a motel pool at night
pick a girl from a bar
get a drinks bought for me
smoke a ciggrette
try mixology
get a hickey
have a friend or myself sew vintage patterns
wear a tailored suit
buy real cowgirl boots
bathe in a heart shaped tub
take a rose petal bath
stick a polaroid of myself somewhere public
use spray paint
do a vintage glamour competition
own a house with stain glass windows
go to a cathedral
get pink lace curtains
paint a room
milk a cow
replay Detriot become human
do a live stream
do a lesbian event like a cruise or smth
go to a pride parade
participate on a float in a parade
be a scare actor
act in a play
see a broadway show
shoot a gun
drive a convertible
see lana del rey in concert
do modelling work
do a commercial
buy a sewing machine
drive the road without directions
write a screenplay
submit a film for a competition
pitch an animated show
take a opportunity that scares me
do public karaoke
buy a shitty 2000s camera
get a boat license
buy a boat
go to a random diner
sell clothes on depop
play a drinking game with mates
stay in a hotel with mates
do a draw my life
do a drawing for each section of my Pinterest board
get my fortune told/ future read
buy some mega flare jeans
post a picture of myself to Pinterest/ start a 'me' board
buy some colorful tights
get blue streaks through my blonde hair like aquamarine
drop in on a skateboard
buy a castle
party at Hearst castle
post another fanfic to ao3
dress up in a slutty Halloween costume,its a rite of passage
bake and decorate a fancy cake for someone
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blurredblonde · 1 year ago
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I think I've walked through half of my life in 3rd person, days go by agonizingly slow, yet as I grow older it seems like a year goes by in a blink.
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blurredblonde · 1 year ago
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perhaps it's a good thing to miss out on anything 3am has to offer me.
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blurredblonde · 1 year ago
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Im an artist (not on this blog) BUT in my head im a Youtuber or an actress and this blog is my sloppy past that people will make edits about in 10 years like dan howell on Myspace
Because visual artists just are not iconic enough for that sadly, even though they are the art behind your fav fandoms
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blurredblonde · 1 year ago
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SELF INTRODUCTION
╰┈➤ ❝ [Who tf is @blurredblonde] ❞
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ After 18 long years of silence on the internet, im here to leave my cumstain on the digital graveyard we call the internet ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱
IT'S FINALLY ALL ABOUT ME!!
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✮ Im a chick
✮ 18 and legal ✮
✮ sexuality: Lesbian with the hormones of an emo twink in 2009 ^_< -★
✮ Height: 163cm
✮ Zodiac: Virgo, don't know wtf a rising star is
✮ living, breathing enigma
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Stuff and thangs i <3
✮ ⎨Favorite Game(s): ✮ THE SIMS4, sonic, detroit become human, any game i can get my hands on tbh
⎨Shows)/animes): Banana Fish, Umibe No Entranger, NANA, MP100, The Simpsons, Adventure Time, The Walking Dead, Hannibal, inside job
✮ ⎨Movie(s): ✮ The Original Scream, Mysterious Skin, The Truman show, Helter skelter, Venom, 50 First Dates, Labyrinth
⎨Art inspirations): ✮ Jamie Hewlett, Sarah Kay,
⎨Hates: ✮ this era, if you waste your life on canceling people over petty shit from years ago, keep watching ;)
⎨Loves: Watching edits, Money, being a dork over fandoms, making extremely specific playlists, old man yaoi, thrifting, clubbing, Dan and Phil, the whole attitude of the 2000s.
⎨ music! ✮ Gorillaz, Gwen Stefani, LDR, Wham!, Frank Sinatra, LADY GAGA, Ayesha Erotica, No doubt, Troye Sivan
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Made this Blog to run my mouth off, muse about life, and get over myself
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