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Sometimes, you look at someone, and you just want to hold them close. Keep them safe. Kiss their face and let them know that they're loved, cared for, important. Sometimes people become your entire life, they become your friends, your family, your worst enemy and your strongest ally. Sometimes... it stops being Red VS Blue. It becomes you and them against the world. And that's okay.

MJC

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dextersflab replied to your post:.

SO CUTE

[[Any face claim of Caboose’s has to be an actual puppy. It’s the only way to see him in my eyes. Just- look at this.

What a cutie. And Mark is actually an option if I end up changing my mind but ye.))

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describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine

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[text]: Thanks, Wash.

[text]: ...Do you get lonely when you look up at the stars?

[text]:I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.

[text]: Caboose, just go to sleep! It’s 2AM!

[text]: Wait, what?

[text]: Caboose you know this is Washington, Right?

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[text]: You’re nicer than you think.

[text]: I would like to talk, yes. And I am tired already... just not sleeping.

[text]:I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.

[text]: Caboose, just go to sleep! It’s 2AM!

[text]: Wait, what?

[text]: Caboose you know this is Washington, Right?

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Graduated high school. | Kissed someone. | Collected something really stupid.| Smoked a cigarette. | Got so drunk you passed out. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. | Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. | Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument.[It was an accident Wash hasn’t forgiven him yet] | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight/split one up. | Gone surfing in California. [I don’t think she’d like that...] | Had a hamster/guinea pig. |  Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship. | Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol. | Made a mistake.

cross out the things you've done.

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[text]: Yeah, I know.

[text]: I still can’t sleep, though.

[text]: You’re really nice, Wash. You know that?

[text]:I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.

[text]: Caboose, just go to sleep! It’s 2AM!

[text]: Wait, what?

[text]: Caboose you know this is Washington, Right?

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Send me a @ and I'll generate an au from this list and make a starter

1: Coffee Shop!AU


2: Actor!AU


3: High School!AU


4: Hitchhiker Ride!AU


5: 50’s!AU


6: Library!AU


7: (Disney movie of choice)!AU


8: Circus!AU


9: RPG!AU


10: Fantasy!AU


11:Serial Killer vs. Detective!AU


12: Not Dead!AU
 (someone else was dead but isn't)

13: Dead/Ghost!AU (someone’s dead.)


14:Military!AU


15: Mermaid!AU


16: Airplane!AU


17: Roleswap!AU

18: Mindswap!AU


19: Psycho!AU


20: Game Show!AU


21: Summer Camp!AU


22: Private Detective!AU


23: Broadway!AU


24: Ice Skating!AU


25: Modeling!AU


26: Amusement Park!AU


27: Road Trip!AU


28: Vampire!AU


29: Angels and Demons!AU


30: Daycare!AU


31: Pokemon!AU


32: Rock Band!AU


33: Marching Band!AU (because yolo)


34: Ballet!AU


35: Demigod!AU


36: Preppy and Punk!AU


37: Disneyworld Cosplayers!AU


38: Dogs!AU (idc if they’re dogs or they have dogs or w/e)


39: (Dystopian World of your Choice)!AU


40: Hogwarts!AU


41: Superhero!AU


42: Dragon!AU


43: Pirate!AU


44: Ghost Hunter!AU


45: Mafia!AU


46: Kingdom!AU


47: Crossdressing!AU


48: Assassin!AU


49: Genderbending!AU


50: Wedding!AU

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“You look like you could use a hug!”

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

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“Well yeah! I remember before I met you and the other guys, I didn’t really have any friends at all. But now I’ve got you all, and I’m really happy!”

“Well, Caboose…. Aren’t we all just looking for friends when you get right down to it? There’s some food for thought for you.”

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“Okay! I can do that, Simmons. But I still want to know who said about friends, I like friends”.

“Hey… Caboose? Maybe you should just stay away from the notice board for the next little while.”

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“I heard friends what is happening”.

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“Oh, well, Freckles could do it! But Wash told Tucker when he suggested it that it was a bad idea because Freckles could get hurt and that could be bad”.

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“Hey, kid, how about we just fuck shit up? I mean, you have got a huge robot…”

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[[Headcanon: Carolina reminds Caboose of his sisters. A lot. He cares a lot about her because of it. As shown by his concern when she mentions an ugly side, and he tells her he’s sure she’s pretty in season 10. Among other things.]]