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*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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This is my introduction to the submas fandom

Hi

Trains yk.

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I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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How do we feel about Miku papyrus

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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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The best way I can describe to an allo person how you feel about sex as a topic as a sex-repulsed or averse asexual is that it feels like a hype that never ends. As though Despicable Me came out and everyone around you was sending minion facebook memes to each other for years to come. The stores are full of minion themed products; they're in ads and your friends talk about them all the time. And deep in your heart you're like "I'm glad that they're able to enjoy something I personally don't like and am not interested in :3". But there is always this little voice in the back of your head that's like "If I have to see ONE MORE of these little yellow FUCKERS today then God help us all." You make an active choice to communicate only the former.

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hot new adhd hack: can’t start a task? go start another task, wait till it gets too difficult, and gratefully bail for the first project

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gaming after a bad day

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good morning kings let’s push this boulder

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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Got called a weirdo irl for the way I write my fics sooo

I am the “writes in document tabs” if anyone’s wondering