just some incorrect quotes and dumb stuffs about our favorite egoists
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Isagi : Don't do the thing.
Bachira : I’m gonna do the thing.
Isagi : I literally just said— Bachira, NO !
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Bachira : *handing Isagi a ball* Hold this for me, buddy.
Isagi : Why ?
Bachira : I’m about to do something very stupid, and I don’t want it to get damaged.
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Bachira : I have an idea !
Isagi : Is it a good idea ?
Bachira : … I have an idea !
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Isagi : Why is my water bottle empty ?
Bachira : Oh, I needed it for my pet cricket.
Isagi : You have a what ?
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Isagi : Bachira, stay focused.
Bachira : I am ! My monster and I are perfectly in sync.
Isagi : That’s great, but you’re dribbling into our goal.
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🔥 Sae & Shidou spicy incorrect quotes 🔥
Sae : You have no self-control.
Shidou : And you have too much of it. We balance each other out.
Sae : I don’t need balancing. I need you to get out of my way.
Shidou : Not happening, but you can keep pretending you don’t like it.
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Shidou : You should smile more, Sae. You look like you’re thinking too hard.
Sae : And you look like you’ve never thought at all.
Shidou : Ouch, baby. I like it when you’re rough with me.
Sae : *sighs* You’re impossible.
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Sae : You should focus more on soccer and less on flirting.
Shidou : Oh, so you noticed I was flirting ?
Sae : I noticed you were being annoying.
Shidou : Same thing, really.
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Sae : I’m not interested in playing your games.
Shidou : Oh, but you are interested in playing with me. I can tell.
Sae : If you don’t shut up, you’ll be playing on the bench.
Shidou : Kinky.
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Shidou : You act all cool and aloof, but I bet under all that, you’re a real savage on the field.
Sae : I’m always a savage.
Shidou : I meant off the field too, but okay *winks*
Sae : I’m ignoring that.
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I just bought myself a Sae plushie and a Rin plushie, they should arrive at the end of the month 🎉
That's it, that's the post.
I'm happy.
Itoshi brothers are my reason to live, and I don't take criticism 😭
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Reo : Nagi, are you even paying attention ?
Nagi : I was… until I got bored.
Reo : You got bored after 30 seconds.
Nagi : Yeah, that’s like 20 seconds too long.
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NEVER GOOD ENOUGH
I started working on a short fanfiction about the Itoshi brothers. It will be written in two chapters : one from Rin POV, and one from Sae POV.
The two chapters take place at the same time, and remain the same events ; the "only" difference is that the two chapters are from different point of view.
LINK : https://archiveofourown.org/works/59746303/chapters/152393644
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SAD RIN/SAE 'INCORRECT QUOTES'
I'M (NOT) SORRY 😭
Rin : Do you even remember when we were brothers, not rivals ?
Sae : That was a long time ago, Rin.
Rin : Yeah, and it feels like you never looked back.
Sae : Sometimes, moving forward means leaving things behind.
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Rin : You said we’d conquer the world together.
Sae : We were kids. Kids say a lot of things they don’t mean.
Rin : I meant it.
Sae : Well, I didn’t.
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Rin : You were my hero.
Sae : Heroes don’t exist, Rin. They’re just people who win.
Rin : So you stopped being mine the day you stopped caring.
Sae : I never needed to be your hero.
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Picture you can hear :
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‹‹ AI KYAN FLY-DAY !! ››
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he looks like a broken machine here, but i'm still falling for him omg
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Rin : Don’t get in my way, Shidou.
Shidou : I’m not in your way. I’m your partner in crime !
Rin : You’re my biggest obstacle.
Shidou : Aw, you always say the sweetest things.
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Isagi : We need a game plan, guys !
Barou : The plan is simple : I score, and you stay out of my way.
Isagi : That’s not a plan, that’s you being selfish.
Barou : I don’t see a difference.
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Bachira : Isagi, pass me the ball so I can try something cool !
Isagi : What’s the plan ?
Bachira : There is no plan. Just chaos and vibes.
Isagi : That’s… not comforting.
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Isagi : You know, we’re not that different.
Rin : We’re nothing alike. I’m talented. You’re… Isagi.
Isagi : That’s harsh, even for you.
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Isagi : Rin, I have a plan for the next match.
Rin : Does it involve me scoring all the goals?
Isagi : No, it involves teamwork.
Rin : That’s a terrible plan. Let’s go with mine.
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Isagi : I’m here to win and become the best striker in the world!
Bachira : I’m here to have fun and dribble past everyone.
Barou : I’m here to crush my enemies and reign as king.
Nagi : I’m here because Reo told me to be.
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Isagi : Let’s think this through logically.
Nagi : Can I not think at all ?
Barou, to Nagi : You always do that, so what’s the difference ?
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Reo : If I say 'I love you', will you say it back ?
Nagi : Yes.
Reo : I love you.
Nagi : It back.
*Later*
Isagi : Why is Reo crying face-down on the floor ?
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