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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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Hastur, the King in Yellow (1 of 2) - Mirko Failoni

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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Royal gossips.

You can take Arthur out of the Earth, but you can't take a detective out of Arthur.

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so Bobby has a shirt of the girls but consider the girls having a Bobby shirt ✨

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needed to make these here u go

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"All shall bid farewell to one, and that person alone will witness the miracle"

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Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

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Moodboard for when you look in a character tag

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Ok I dont have a lot of context here, but depending on how big the server is; I'm sure there are plenty of married adults in it. I know a lot of discord servers have age based roles to keep track of minor and adult interactions specifically.

There is no reason to be afraid or concerned about adults being in online spaces that aren't explicitly marked as for minors only and vice versa. Unless they are acting predatory.

If you are uncomfortable interacting with them, block that user so you don't have to. If they message you with nsfw content, harass you, do something inappropriate, report as needed. Take screenshots and go to the server mods and have them look into it as well. But there's no need to be afraid of them on the basis of 'they're a married adult'.

There is a married adult on the Reca discord server...

I think i've interacted with them ? I don't know, should i be scared or just tell them to not interact ? I'm a minor so yk

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"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

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