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this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

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snastries (snail pastries)

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Source: hoseobiiiiiii._.0410

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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He said you were the best in the parsec. 

(requested by anonymous)

Bonus:

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Bothersome creature

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this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

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That look 😅😂

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later