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help us kurotsuchi mayuri, you're our only hoe
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I had an interesting night last night
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My husband plays this game he calls “king of the cats” where he tries to hold all 3 of our boys at once… today he was successful
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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?
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He will as soon as he figures out his foot
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It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.
you may now join the knights templar
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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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*teleports behind you*
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