bluedaddy
Captain Butch Flowers
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bluedaddy · 2 months ago
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I'm sorry, sir, but Georgia doesn't bother me at all😘😜🌺
I think such measures are unnecessary 🥹
Agent Georgia you best stop suckling on Agent Florida right now
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bluedaddy · 3 months ago
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bluedaddy · 3 months ago
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please reblog for a bigger sample size
RESULTS:
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bluedaddy · 4 months ago
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Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
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bluedaddy · 4 months ago
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This is important
(please Reblog for a bigger sample size)
(only if you want two)
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Sorry that I forgot :3
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bluedaddy · 5 months ago
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*flirting* caught you looking at corpses the other day
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bluedaddy · 5 months ago
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Laying on the autopsy table all by yourself, handsome?
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bluedaddy · 6 months ago
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bluedaddy · 6 months ago
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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bluedaddy · 6 months ago
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bluedaddy · 6 months ago
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bluedaddy · 7 months ago
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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bluedaddy · 7 months ago
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bluedaddy · 7 months ago
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🍑✋💥👅🫀
Yummy
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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bluedaddy · 7 months ago
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Sarge from Red vs. Blue needs a kiss! 💋
Requested by Anonymous
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bluedaddy · 7 months ago
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bluedaddy · 7 months ago
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A quick PSA📣: the Xanax💊 that was recently found in my💐room belongs to a certain friend of mine🃏, who was struggling with storage space in their own room🐣. They also requested to stay anonymous, but I can 🗣️guarantee you it has nothing to do with the alleged anon📩accident mentioned beforehand on this blog🌀. Those are totally two complete different and unrelated anons 😀
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