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❝ Of course I know about birds and bees! Do I look like a child to you?❞

Honestly this guy!

❝ Bees pollinate flowers and such! And birds eat the seeds they make! Oh! And they chirp and sing too!❞

“….”

He grumbles

“I should not be the one talking about this stuff to you but sincerly, im too much deep to pull out now…”

The volume of his vouce goes back to normal

“ALL RIGHT THEN! I presume that such a young promissing tactician must know about the ’ birds and the bees’ yeah?”

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❝ Six--teen?❞

“…” “ How old are you again? Just to be sure.”

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❝ I still don’t get it..❞

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“Hehehe, nah, it’s easy to retain the body heat riding that way ,if you catch my drift.”

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amnesiums replied to your post:No. The moral of the story is don't ride people...

[robin voice] PIGGY BACK RIDES

❝ I know that mother! I just meant surely you’d get further on a horse than on a person! Unless it was Uncle Frederick-- Then maybe--❞

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No. The moral of the story is don't ride people and tell your daddy.

❝ Why-- Would anyone ride a person? Aren’t horses better for that?❞

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❝ The moral of the story is, don’t get whipped because people will die!❞

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❝ Ahah~ That’s alright mother! It’s probably some sort of inside joke! That’s why we don’t understand! Kind of like how Owain’s manner of speaking seems to confuse a lot of people! We aren’t meant to understand~❞

        “I know, darling. I’m sorry I keep shooting down all your ideas.”

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❝ I-- Don’t know- I was just trying to help make sense of it-❞

                 “But then why the uproar about it being brought up in the first place? I mean, don’t people usually tease each other about that kind of thing?”

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❝ Maybe it’s because someone isn’t whipped enough for someone else and they want them to be more whipped! Or perhaps it’s due to someone being too whipped and they want-- Less-- Whipped-ness?❞

          “That does seem far more likely…but what’s all the fuss about, then?”

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❝ Maybe it’s the metaphorical whip? Like- The spouse caves to whatever the other one wants?❞

            “Maybe? But I don’t get what that has to do with being in love…” She likes to think that Cynthia is above torturing others.

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❝ Oh.. But-- Wyverns are kinda-- Not nice sometimes- And Pegasi aren’t welcoming to everyone either so-- I just thought--❞

❝ Maybe they’re talking about those things they use on bad people in like-- Jails! Or things like that!❞

              “Maybe? But there are pegasi and wyverns, too…surely there are enough mounts to go around between the three of them.” 

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❝ Maybe there’s a horse shortage--❞

       “You would think so…? I don’t really understand it myself…” 

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❝ M-Mother I don’t understand, what’s all the excitement about? If they want to go riding horses can’t they just-- Go and do that?❞

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❝ Why is everyone getting so excited about whips?❞

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"SON!" huggles him to death

It takes a moment longer than it should have, but as soon as the metaphorical gears in his head click properly into place a smile blossoms. 

❝ M-Mother!❞

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fear not! ylisse’s crime-fighting, bug-fearing duo is here to save the day

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❝ Me too! Being in the Outrealms for so long was very lonely.. So I understand what you’re saying!❞

Morgan chuckled. He’d only gone there to get stronger so that, maybe, he’d be of use to his family and friends. He didn’t like feeling useless after all..

❝ You said you loved them twice! So you must really love them! It’s okay! I love my family lots and lots too!❞

The young prince knew family to be something very important. Something to be protected and cherished. So he’d without a doubt help her to the Outrealm gate! He was a prince of Ylisse, he had some sort of honour to uphold! Or something! Yeah!

❝ I’ll help you to the gate! It’s the least I can do!❞

She was going to question him about what this Falchy was, but then decided to think about it for a moment. If this was like Xander’s blade, then she realized what it surely was like. A holy weapon as a fruit slicer didn’t make sense.

“Well, there isn’t anyone else in the area.” She said. “And from what I’m seeing, you seem like a reliable person. And…yeah, I know I’ll get homesick. Sure, I enjoy traveling and seeing new sights, but I’d rather have my family around because I love them. That, and they are the ones I love. Being away will only make me worry more.”