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who am i not to jump onto the creaking!bigb train

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must a show be good? can it not exist just to change you irrevocably

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Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines

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And all these words are sweet and meaningless

You can't trust a single thing I say

[Metaphor - The Crane Wives]

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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

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Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

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warning fable spoilers (past s1) for first-time watchers :)

Do y'all remember the Fable Cast s1 QnA where Sherbert talked about the "command that killed all the mobs" incident? And then cast members were logging on and running around frantically like "I THINK THERE WAS A COW HERE-"

That's what the world was doing in the resets. Fable would rip the page out and the world would frantically pick up all the pieces and start shoving them random places like "I THINK THERE WAS AN OCEAN HERE. WAS THERE A LAB HERE??? WHERE DID THIS TEMPLE GO-" and I feel so bad for it honestly. No wonder it decided to shove its emotions into separate people to cope.

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The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

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a little too late but it's okay....

(demon slayer reference)

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WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER OPENSSSS

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you know how you can go and watch a movie you watched a bunch as a kid and the version of a song in it is different? like they actually changed it since you were a kid? that isn't normal. we didn't do that until like, the last ten years. it's fucked up.

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a hxh collab with @mad-flannel !!

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the boyfriends are travelling ⭐️