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*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

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okay

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sources? a little birdie et al., 2024

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i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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Nooo its just a tramp stamp of a zombie bite haha :) swats your hand away with inhuman strength that surprises even me

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

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"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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Everyone's got that 1 friend named honest iago who never lies to them

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) // HOUSE M.D. (2004-2012)

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if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)