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Roses are red, i hate myself

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today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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What's your advice for a first time DM planning a campaign- particularly in terms of planning and how to balance? CR has been explained a different way every time I've asked and when I've asked friends how long I should be taking to plan the start of a campaign I've heard everything from two weeks to 4 years- what's your take on those? Also, ant general advice you wish you'd known your first time?

Four years to plan a campaign is absolutely ridiculous. I would personally say a month because it gives you time to get a solid idea and time to world build. Also gives the players time to create their characters and fill out their character sheets.

For determining CR I recommend using the link below.

http://dhmstark.co.uk/rpgs/encounter-calculator-5th/

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an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

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good: garrus trusts shepard so much that he didn’t even question it when she showed up in the middle of a firefight despite being dead and just handed her his rifle because as long as she was there he knew everything would be okay better: when garrus saw shepard, he thought he had died, but he was okay with that because if the afterlife had shepard in it how bad could it possibly be?

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Person: What does that mean? How are you bisexual?

Me:

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Worlds largest single firework shell

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The Dungeon Master: Concentration Spell

Me, A Wizard: Focus Pocus

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Here’s to Netflix’s Marvel series

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for your convenience

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Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other