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it’s that strange bisexual man again

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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God sending his silliest soldier:

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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when chappell roan quits music and disappears from the public eye or worse, and there’s a huge conversation online about We Should Have Treated Her Better, i just want y’all to know that i will not be tolerating anybody’s delayed remorse and i will be very mean to everybody who played even the most minuscule, passing role in bullying that girl

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deals in life and death

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Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.

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3-5

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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f4f (fag4fag)

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.♨️♨️♨️

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This is the only day you can RT this

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trying to get comfortable posting doodles here

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my sister’s birthday is tomorrow and im going to staples to see if i can make wrapping paper out of this

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Homoeroticism.