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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

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That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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really is soooo sick that ppl think that overuse of the em dash is a marker of ai now. like why are you people sullying the reputation of my beautiful beautiful wife. if im not overusing em dashes im dead. im like that chuck tingle book thats like the sentient lesbian em dash makes sweet love to me or whatever

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We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

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saw is scary as fuck he cut off his foot thats crazy well i wouldnt have done that but more power to him and i hope hes doing well

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its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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every piece of advice I see on this site for getting "fandom" tattoos is useless. "wait two years" "wait until the show has ended" right so wait until you're not invested and you don't care and you're not as excited to get the tattoo? nobody's listening to this.

the real advice. is to make sure the tattoo is a piece of art that you will enjoy having on your body even if you lose your connection to the media that inspired it. it should be meaningful or beautiful to you on its own merit, and not just because of the connection to the thing.

this is the same advice I give to people who want matching tattoos with another person.

I have two "fandom" tattoos for pieces of media I'm no longer invested in and a matching tattoo with my ex wife. I still love all my tats, because they're good pieces of art that I enjoy having on my body, even seperated from their original context.

do not get a tattoo of an actor's face or a highly recognisable symbol unless you've really come to terms with the fact that someone involved in your chosen property may be outed as a predator or other vile asshole later on.

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?