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remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world
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I’m so fond of athena and odysseus conceptually. like here’s the goddess of wisdom and warfare and craft and art, and here’s her pet liar. he does tricks.
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forgot that opening tumblr means being exposed to a bunch of discourse i know nothing about, i have no interest in, from people i don't know
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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
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A heartbreaking update I wish I didn't have to post here. I don't know how to express such grief or even function healthily these days but if you have time, please visit this fundraising page. It would mean the world right now. We still need all the help we can get.
Here's the link: Fundraising for the Funeral and Hospital Expenses
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people who use pads:
tampon people:
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*listening to a famous song that came out over half a century ago that I have also heard many times before* goddamn this is fucking crazy….. is anyone else hearing this?
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opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article
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did a 23 and me and apparently on my dads side im 61% minecraft creeper common mob
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it's easy to boycott many products and services if you don't have money for them in the first place
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