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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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peace and love on Earth..

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Do I have to say it?

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I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

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love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

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hey. what the fuck does this mean

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A traffic camera in Montreal

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Wunk holder

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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

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they're adding new pvp features to pinterest

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if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

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watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”