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a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

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I think something good to ease everyone into the idea of UBI would be food stamps for everyone.

Everybody gets SNAP or some equivalent. Everybody! A certain monetary amount of your groceries every month is covered by the government. And if you don’t want it? Too bad! Tax payers in this great nation get the food tokens. Buy candy bars with it that your kid can sell on the black market at school for all we care.

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i log in , i meow , i log out

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this is going to reduce me to tears like i cant handle this image

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My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.

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last one out of hawkins

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had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating "that miserable greasy toast"

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GAH! I'M A COMMIE PSYOP FROM THE THIRD WORLD! I'M GONNA GETCHA! I'M GONNA GETCHA!

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types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work