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Train switches from 1000m to 1435mm gauge

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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

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She doesn't even know I'm scheduling a vet appointment

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reading about tracking kestrel populations rn and

THE PRINGLES???

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I love speed runners

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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

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Edit: school pt 2

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no more halloween! its turkey time baby!!!!

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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I just ate shit so hard in the ikea parking lot because I like to ride shopping carts. people saw. please kill me.

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Where did you get Pangur?

descended from the sky tied to a balloon

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We're going super sonic!!!