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LITTLE RASCAL

summary: the local elementary school is invited to take a tour of the base and one of the little rascals gives away Jake’s biggest secret within seconds

paring: dad!Jake Seresin x (mentioned)mom!reader

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“I want you all on your best behavior. No goofing off,” Maverick reminds the group in front of him, making him feel like he is talking to a classroom full of children instead of grown adults.

He points to Hangman and Rooster, “I’m looking at you two. Don’t go embarrassing me in front of a bunch of third graders. You are to set an example for these kids, am I clean?”

“Yes sir.” They all answer some more happily than others.

Maverick had been repeating the same speech over and over for the past week to get his point across.

Today the local elementary school's third grade was coming on base for a tour to see all the cool planes and understand what it is that they do (the kid friendly version).

To everyone’s surprise, Jake was the most excited out of the whole bunch.

Soon enough a bright yellow school bus loaded with children made it past the base's gates, stopping right in front of the group of pilots.

One by one the kids filled out of the vehicle, all too fascinated with their surroundings to listen to the teachers instructions to stay near the bus.

Suddenly the little blonde that Jake had been keeping an eye out for made herself known. Spitting from the group she charged at Jake, shouting for her daddy.

Out of habit he crouched down, opening his arms wide for his baby girl to throw herself into them. At this moment he couldn’t care less about the other daggers' shocked and confused faces.

“Bagman has a kid?”

“She’s gotta be like eight or nine, right?”

“We would have known if he had a daughter.”

“Totally.”

Jake chuckles at them all whispering to Charlotte, “you ratted me out, you little rascal.”

“Whoops.”

“Whoops is right.” Jake stood up. when he looked around all his teammates were looking him up and down for an explanation and since the little girl just threw him under the bus- “guys, this is my daughter Charlotte.”

now realizing all their attention was on her, Charlotte cowered behind Jake’s leg clinging onto his uniform.

“Holy shit.”

“It’s okay, Lottie,” Jake assures her.

Maverick went over the agenda for the day with the class of third graders and had his crew aviators introduce themselves. The whole time Charlotte stayed by her dads side. When it was finally his turn to introduce himself, Jake introduced himself as her dad.

All the kids' reactions were positive, lots of ’wow’s and ’cool’s were thrown around. Though most memorable reactions to the group were;

“No fair, how come Lottie has two cool parents.”

“Two cool parents? No way, Lottie’s dad is way cooler.”

“No! Mrs Seresin is cooler.”

“No way, her dad flies planes.”

“Just wait until your mother hears about this,” Jake chuckles to his daughter, ready to brag to that some of Lottie’s friends thought he was cooler than you.

“He’s married too, what the fuck.”

“Rooster, what did I say,” Maverick scolds him as the other kids look up at rooster with wide eyes.

“Daddy, the chicken swore.”

Rooster head snapped to Jake, “Bagman, did you train your spawn to call me that!”

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2024/09 Study Kit

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Public on 2024/10/01

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MMSIMS FIXED THEIR EYELASHES IM CRYYYYINGGGGG

you can find it here

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I made a lil graphic version for BTT made by @malixacc ฅ^ >ヮ<^₎ Have fun playing everyone!

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Just wanted to say a special thank you to everyone on here who has found “The End” resonates with them. It’s like screaming in an empty room sometimes. I came back to tumblr when it all went down, because I think something special happens here. Like when someone sits at the edge of the couch and through your tears you say “please don’t watch me cry, but please don’t leave either.” This is the quiet space in between screaming observation and lethargic loneliness. It’s shared solitude. The platform gave me everything once upon a time, so many years ago. It felt right to return in my weakest moment. It was here that I could tell small fragmented truths about what I was going through, in my own baroque way. Thanks for keeping my secret until I was ready.

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Peter: Dear Santa

Peter: I’m writing to you to tell you that I’ve been naughty

Peter: And it was worth it, you judgemental bastard

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Don't stop talking about Palestine🇵🇸🍉

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BEYONCÉ Verizon Super Bowl Commercial (Feb 11, 2024)

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Phoenix and Coyote both have parents who are happily married, yet these two still somehow end up as Children of Divorce

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BTS of #RWRBMovie: interview room

Neil Floyd via Big Gay Energy:

That's the weird part, no one got that in all of the Twitter that I've seen for the entire film about every detail in the film. I guess because we just kinda made it up, it wasn't part of the book, but we decided the interview room could be an homage to Richard Curtis who wrote all the romantic comedies, you know for the past 20 years. That was our nod to 'Notting Hill', because in 'Notting Hill', Julia Roberts was the American and Hugh Grant was the Brit, and they sort of do the whole interview thing with Horse & Hound. So we actually rented the exact same furniture. The sofa is different, because the one that Julia Roberts was on was a bit smaller, and for the two boys' size, we couldn't fit them on that sofa, so we had a different sofa. But the coffee table, everything – the flower arrangements, they were done by our florist who knew the original florist who did 'Notting Hill'. So we did this whole thing, so that was kinda our fun, cheeky little set because we wanted to see "oh, would anyone get it?" But it was our homage to you know, classic romcoms from our days and now we're doing a gay version so it was great.

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night at the museum!AU bc I can :]

[ bonus sketches below the cut🫶✨ ]

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Harley: I’m going to put an end to this madness that’s taken over our lives

Tony: You’re going to kill Peter?

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whatever you do… do not think about Jake holding your newborn child on just one arm. he just stares at this little girl fitting on his forearm. even though the doctors said she’s normal length, he still doesn’t believe it because she just looks so small and so fragile.

but that’s how jake “measures” the growth of his daughter. he measures how heavy she feels when he lifts her up with one arm. you scold him when she gets older but jake loves the sound of her giggle when he does bicep curls with her.

it breaks jake’s heart the day he can’t lift her up with just one arm. he knows his little girl won’t stay little forever.

“c’mere babygirl… you’re getting all big and grown on me. soon you’re going to be going to school, and learning to drive, and staying away from a certain bradshaw boy… you’re growing too fast.”

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Skyfall (2012) // Glass Onion (2022)

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sadly the only copy of s10 of thg i found is in the spanish dub but the only thing theyre saying is i love you and i know thats not right so can someone hook me up with their panem plus pleasee

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sadly the only copy of s10 of thg i found is in the spanish dub but the only thing theyre saying is i love you and i know thats not right so can someone hook me up with their panem plus pleasee