bloos-moos
Laters, Gators
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Manifesting only good vibes for Stevie baby
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bloos-moos 1 year ago
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writing a callout post for our cat:
invading queer spaces (the dining room table)
refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)
harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)
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has anyone done this yet idk?
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A news report from Australia's government broadcaster in the 70s, found in their archives simply labeled 'lesbians'
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don't forget. you're entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break
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This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
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Clopfucker 5000 is going ALL THE WAY BABY
FUCK OFF SISSY, GO BACK TO YOUR PLINKO
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Photograph of CLOPFUCKER 5000 taken before the first annual Tumblr Horse Derby, with trainer Boss "Big Boss" Skeleton (left) and jockey Ale Funderrem (third from right), circa 2023
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since there are only like five posts on the tumblr horse derby tag I would like to fly my banner
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the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed
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sexy naughty bitchy me oswald saturday
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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!
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i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec
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