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kaz brekker is regulus black if he survived btw

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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds

their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3

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sirus, remus and james are janis, cady and damian in the same universe

(also in that order)

gretchen, regina and karen are evan, regulus and barty in another universe

(and in that order)

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You know Monty's Sleekeazy hair potion that has a weird effect on red hair, right?

Imagine James, who wanted to give Lily a special birthday present and gave this potion to her since Lily loves to take care of her hair and James absolutely adored her fiery curls (expect he didn't know it wasn't suitable for redheads, oops).

And Lily, who dries her hair and realizes it's turned into a fuckin mess and of course she thinks James gave her the wrong potion as a prank.

That day everyone's mood was ruined. James was clearly upset, Lily was angry and tried to fix her hair but nothing worked, Sirius almost died laughing but shut up as soon as Lily threw a hairbrush at him.

Of course then Fleamont told his son that this potion was not suitable for redheads and promised to make a special potion just for Lily. James helped him with this all day long

And so the magical world finally had a Sleekeazy hair portion ONLY for gingers

All thanks to James, who happened to be in love with a beautiful redhead woman

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"omg Leo's so dumb and funny!" leo was doing college level maths when he was 8,knows two different languages and morse code, and built an entire flying battleship within months, controlling it with a freaking Wii controller

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im not the only one... right??? right???????

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oh lmao its very late for you

HI!!

HI!!! HRU POOKIE

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Ash's !! intro that is subject to regular additions

Hi im Ash !! (the exclamation marks are not a part of my name but feel needed for some reason)

My pronouns are she/they, im bi, 16, australian indian, a very tired highschooler, spicy pisces, and an academic to the best of my ability.

I was on tumblr a long while ago in the aftg fandom (so if you know me, say hi i miss you!) which i drifted away from and the obsession was eventually replaced by marauders.

This blog is mainly marauders but im also involved in !! formula1, hunger games, maze runner, the rookie, friends, brooklyn 99, divergent, six of crows, shadow and bone, arcane, greys anatomy, heartstopper, the cruel prince, all for the game, rwrb, ACOTAR, aggtm, PJO/HOO/TOA/magnus chase, marvel a tiny bit, DC, young justice, zodiac academy and MANY MANY more that i cant remember.

PLEASE dm me or send through an ask i wont bite i promise (the demons inside me might take a bite though) i love making friends and if you want to be mutuals just ask.

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this is so fucking funny

the way that im just going to have this knowledge forever ingrained in my mind because youre so right BOOBS literally this is very accurate and also gag on that vag is probably the funniest sentance ive heard all year

In nursing school and I have to memorize all 12 cranial nerves and how to test them.

Anyway, I’ve decided to use relatively inappropriate ways to memorize them and it’s very helpful

Here’s an example (rated r, view at discretion)

So like “glossopharyngeal” basically means tongue and throat. And to simplify how you text for it is saying ah and looking at their mouth. It’s also number 9

So 9, like 69, when using your tongue to suck dick, your “pharynx” (throat) will be “glossy”

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YES HELLO ABSOLUTELY i want to follow your journey pls we have to be friends

MARAUDERS FIC IDEA: would anyone be interested in reading a (super long) fic where the marauders are at a boarding school but there’s no magic, just your generic this-boarding-school-is-super-old-and-has-many-dark-and-dangerous-secrets-that-will-be-discovered-by-the-main-characters AU? i want to write it but i’m not sure if everyone will think that’s super boring (and yes i know, you should write fanfiction for yourself - but i need motivation). anyway, lmk if that’s something you’d read! <3

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"let's be morticia and gomez" "no let's be damon and elena" fuck off i wanna be ethan and andy.

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please share with the class this is gold

In nursing school and I have to memorize all 12 cranial nerves and how to test them.

Anyway, I’ve decided to use relatively inappropriate ways to memorize them and it’s very helpful

Here’s an example (rated r, view at discretion)

So like “glossopharyngeal” basically means tongue and throat. And to simplify how you text for it is saying ah and looking at their mouth. It’s also number 9

So 9, like 69, when using your tongue to suck dick, your “pharynx” (throat) will be “glossy”

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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I firmly believe there is only one reason Andreil would ever get married and that’s so Neil can send a copy of their marriage certificate to agent Browning where his name is change again to Neil Josten-Minyard with a post-it note saying:

Oups! I did it again <3

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who the fuck came up with the idea of waking up at such ungodly hours like 6 am :(

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IM CRYING ANNABELLE HELP THIS IS BOTH GENIUS AND HILARIOUS

In nursing school and I have to memorize all 12 cranial nerves and how to test them.

Anyway, I’ve decided to use relatively inappropriate ways to memorize them and it’s very helpful

Here’s an example (rated r, view at discretion)

So like “glossopharyngeal” basically means tongue and throat. And to simplify how you text for it is saying ah and looking at their mouth. It’s also number 9

So 9, like 69, when using your tongue to suck dick, your “pharynx” (throat) will be “glossy”

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