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"fairytale" is such a pretty name for something that's often really gnarly in actuality

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last name swap GO: your names are now

sans con

and

comic undertale

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i amonge

you amonges

she amongs

we amongus

you amonguses

they amongusest

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raw data

hot chip

lie awake

sleep tight

open wide

screen buzz

fly butterfly

sand wich

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i wonder how many people (if any) have changed their name to Name. "Name" straight up

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i take off my headphones and raw meat and guts spill from my ears and i dont comment on it at all

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I LOVE YOU INHALER STICKS💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕💕💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷

[bloodguzzler69]

how fake y2k digital nostalgia kidcore hype rave nightcore kawaii bitches look at me when i say ive got gummybear on my sex playlist:

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my hips aren't a match for any of the pants i currently own/ see in stores, but they APPARENTLY fit perfectly into my 5th grade PJs.... my ass is literally fatter these days?? how could this happen??? was i out there walking around looking like id just shit myself???????

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omg.. hatsune miku....

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LOVE seeing trans kids with the name Sunny / Kris / Finn / Mason. i know what you are

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im like if jellyfish had long luscious hair and neon light tattoos

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im like if electric guitars could spit on your shoes

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im like if you filled a hollow robot with naked barbie dolls

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im like if you had sex with a saxophone in the mariana trench

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im like if spam was sexy and seductive and could rip your throat out