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telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing

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new favorite tweet

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You know what would be funny. If the Quileute told all the other Native Nations on the coast about the vampires & were like "there's vampires going around btw & they're assholes" & the other tribes just killed them. Just bc the Quileute signed a peace treaty doesn't mean everyone else did

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ive never seen hannibal but in my brain hannibal lives in a big vampire castle and will also lives there but on the opposite side of the house and they dont see each other all day until they meet every night for dinner and sit on opposite sides of a very long table with fancy silverware and eat dubious meat and hannibal says “so tell me will.” and then they go to bed

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i just giggled while reading twilight. im in hell

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overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they'll make her "happier than a faggot in boytown". insane thing to say

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i love when people use slight seemingly typoed versions of words as new words in themselves to evoke completely different feelings. i love yeag i love woag i love ouppy i love fuckign and switching -ing's to -ign's. i use them Often and their usage could not be replaced by the actual words im trying to say

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Terrifyingly accurate

anyone else go from an "omg yaoi o///o" kid to a "yaoi is a fetishizing genre repackaging gay love in a way that caters to problematic cishet women" teen to a "have a merry yaoi christmas everybody" adult

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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

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after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

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y/n fanfic for american psycho

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I thought I would transform into some confident dude when I turned 19. Instead I am still like an opossum, weird looking, small, and easily startled by any human interaction. what a win !

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I hate that I cannot look at old YouTube comments. What if I want to hide the fact I was a raging debatebro from Reddit :(

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worse is transforming into a Hannibal apologist (aka a monster) 😭

watching hannibal gives you the same character arc as will graham. if you were normal before (do not enjoy killing people) you will be normal after(chiyoh). if you are a weirdo (will graham) you will become batshit insane (hannibal fan)