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LMFAO i would literally just look at him like "bruh excuse me??" & then burst out with laughter

Hello glasses wearers. Or sunglasses wearers i suppose. Imagine your f/o grabbing said glasses with their mouth and pulling them off your face. Like a bird.

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i always did this lol i still do

Pro tip for overcoming anything ever:

imagine your f/o with you.

At work? Imagine your F/O working your shift with you. Family function? Tagging right along. Outing with friends? There too!

Car too full? Don't worry they found some way to shrink themself. they are sitting on your shoulder. ( unless already tiny! )

Or even an ✨ invisibility potion ✨ but you're the only one who can see them!

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also nightpanther is a valid warrior cat name too!

So that's why Tigerclaw's coat was so shiny

If you squint a little, OldSpice is also a warrior name

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he literally would too 😂

Imagine you're petting your F/O(s), and you stop, so they push their head into your hand so you continue

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exactly like my clan tried to save them at least rather than not help & just let them die lol

I do also love it when some rogue dies and clangen says that my clans reputation among outsides is worse now

Like how is it my fault that Mr Nugget walked into my house to die

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i'll admit it im a huge sucker for plushies i loved getting them even as a kid lol

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this is literally how i am about crash 😂

୨୧ My fictional boyfriend is... hot.... *melts into a pink lovey-dovey puddle*

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the cats in my clangen saves "hold my prey" (in one of my saves one of my cats has 12 kits but not from the same litters)

god damn how many kids does sandtuft have

eight :)))

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omg this is literally me & crash 😂

ORDER UP!

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we have an order! confetti flavored cake!

🍰 IMAGINE 🍰

Your F/O and you are gently bonking each other's heads against the other's before affectionately nuzzling it the same way.

Order's done! have your treat, thank you for coming!

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people need to be so fucking for real that are like that you cant be a selfshipper whilst also being fictophobic you're just basically hating yourself at that point because your a ficto too whether youse like to hear that or not its the truth theres nothing wrong with being ficto

another lovely day of people in the selfship community being fictophobic and ableistic

anyways a good timing to remind everyone that there's nothing wrong with thinking of your f/o as your real partner! like, that's the point! they love you so much and are so happy to be with you!

and there's nothing wrong with being non-sharing too! you're not "delusional" (istg if I'll see this word used in a derogatory way one more time-) or "immature" or anything, it's your boundaries other people should take into consideration!

proship dni. i am asking nicely

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this just put a funny image in my head (its even funnier because crash does have one hes literally a anthropomorphic mutated bandicoot)

imagine you and your f/o doing the "muzzle grab"

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this is literally crash with me

you and your f/o?

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i dont just imagine my familial ones i imagine my platonic ones & my romantic one as well

Imagine watching a movie with your familial f/os. All cuddled up together, having fun without a worry in the world.

Proship/adjacent dni. This is not for you.

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im 100% sure

i still get this question to this day. asking for PERMISSION to draw my actual ROMAN EMPIRE. you sweet amazing individuals so. just to let people know

rb this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

pr✧ship + variants dni...

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i have a shit ton of non human ones lol i do have some human ones though too (only one f/o is romantic & thats crash the others are platonic familial & pet f/os)

^ for clarification, this includes all f/os (romantic, platonic, ect)

very curious because recently I've noticed while running selfshipgushing that a TON of ppl have nonhuman f/os. so I am curious as to what the stat kinda looks like :)

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omg i can totally imagine this lol

F/O Party!

Imagine an F/O party, or F/O get together.

Like all our Moots, friends and anyone who wants to join all come together and have a good time. We show off our F/O's they interact with ours- It would be a sweet judgment free zone.

Slurms would def wanna bring his guitar..

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this is me & crash (im the crow hes the deer)

tag you and your selfship