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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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*tremors are heard around the earth*

*my tumblr digs itself out of its grave*

I have a new hyperfixation

Spring cleaning time

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hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

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if this headline doesn’t make people want to watch yellowjackets, idk what will

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Looks like my obsession with Yellowjackets was enough for me to unearth my dormant tumblr…

Im about to cook…

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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People worrying is their fic is too self indulgent like....... that is the point of fanfiction. You are supposed to indulge . Every fic is self indulgent

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Yellowjackets + AO3 tags

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every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

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have you ever had an idea for a shitpost stuck in your head for literal years? this is mine

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how have you been?

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thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

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he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual

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elephant shrews my beloved

snoot...