the fact that this is happening in the year of our lord 2022 is baffling, but the fact the yes is winning is driving me up the wall
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i miss that old ass tumblr code that created “fake” anon buttons back in the 2013 era. people got much less bold when they never knew if they were gonna have their disgusting messages blasted.
if you took time to send a random person on tumblr dot com anon hate, i hope you have a horrible day
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the four branches of government: executive, legislative, judicial, swifties
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when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl
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time flies messy as the mud on your truck tires now I’m missing your smile hear me out we could just ride around and the road not taken looks real good now and it always leads to you in my hometown sleep in half the day just for old times sake I won’t ask you to wait if you don’t ask me to stay so I’ll go back to LA and those so called friends who’ll write books about me if I ever make it and wonder about the only soul who can tell which smiles I’m fakin and the heart I know I’m breaking is my own to leave the warmest bed I’ve ever known
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not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing
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this would kill a victorian child
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oh when taylor says “really pisses me off” instead of “the pecuilar feeling that no more would i be happymore” you know shes PISSED
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tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over
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i’m just gonna leave this here
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i’m laughing so hard omfg
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not the word “swifties” being used in a congressional press release today
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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
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for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all
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reblog this with the most (hilariously) incorrect taylor swift takes
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I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror...
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