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IMPORTANT IF YOU FOLLOW PARSAEXPERT

{Alright y’all better listen up! parsaexpert is going to become an inactive blog! Instead, all of your Ellie Bishop related roleplay needs will be dealt with blondeprobie. Anyone who is currently roleplaying with Ellie [ liasoningdeeks scoopskixpotato crimson-verse-roleplay thesilversniper betterxinxisrael stillxshexflies konokalakaua50 ] should take note of this change! Please, tag blondeprobie in your replies so I can keep track of everything! Just to be clear, I will be running blondeprobie so you don’t have to worry about re-establishing any connections with mun or a new style! That is all for this PSA. Thank you.}

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IMPORTANT IF YOU FOLLOW PARSAEXPERT

{Alright y’all better listen up! parsaexpert is going to become an inactive blog! Instead, all of your Ellie Bishop related roleplay needs will be dealt with blondeprobie. Anyone who is currently roleplaying with Ellie [ liasoningdeeks scoopskixpotato crimson-verse-roleplay thesilversniper betterxinxisrael stillxshexflies konokalakaua50 ] should take note of this change! Please, tag blondeprobie in your replies so I can keep track of everything! Just to be clear, I will be running blondeprobie so you don’t have to worry about re-establishing any connections with mun or a new style! That is all for this PSA. Thank you.}

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{I think today I’m gonna make my Ellie Bishop blog on it’s own account after I finish my school work… so yeah…. If anyone has any suggestions for how I can do that, that’d be great.}

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                    I’m ραѕѕινє--                                       ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ                                                      I’m scared of the ᴅᴀʀᴋ and the ∂єηтιѕт

I like my вυтт and won’t ѕнυт υρ                                       and I never really                                       ＧＲＥＷ  ＵＰ

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Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.

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Send “💤” for my muse to fall asleep while resting against yours.

Bonus: Send “ 💤 reverse” for my muse’s reaction to yours falling asleep while resting against them.

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Send a # and my muse will talk about the mun

What drink did the mun have last?

Does your mun drink too much?

What do you think about your mun’s significant other or their crush?

What do you think about your mun’s friends?

What do you think about your mun’s shopping habits?

Is your mun a nice person?

Do you like your mun?

What’s your favorite thing about your mun?

What’s your least favorite thing about your mun?

Do you get jealous if your mun has other muses?

What do you think of your mun’s style?

What do you think about your mun’s music?

What do you think about your mun’s favorite TV show?

Do you think your mun would survive a zombie apocalypse?

What was the last thing your mun lied about?

What’s your mun’s favorite thread?

What do you think of your mun’s family?

What was the last movie your mun watched and did you like it?

What do you think about your mun’s sense of humor?

What is something you think your mun could change about themselves?

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Waking in an Unknown Place

Our muses have been drugged, knocked unconscious or something along these lines. Send me ‘This is not good’, and I’ll generate a number between 1-10 to see where they wake up and write a starter based on it.

Keep reading

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guYS IF WE’RE MUTUALS AND YOUR MUSE RANDOMLY WANTS TO TALK TO MINE, TAG. ME. IN. A. STARTER. I WILL REPLY BECAUSE I LOVE RANDOM STARTERS AND CUTE SHIT AND JUST MY MUSE BEING THROWN IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!” BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING EVER. So yknow yeah. Tag me in shit.

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{it's past midnight here and Ellie keeps bugging me for some love. Can you guys send stuff in? I'll get to it in the morning.}

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You officially have permission to slam my character against the wall and kiss them. Enjoy.

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Send Me A Symbol For A Halloween Starter!

☢: My muse finds yours playing dead. ❥: My muse plays a halloween prank on your muse ❂: My muse reacts to yours wearing a provocative costume. ✄: My muse shows yours the costume they picked for them. ☪: Our muses deciding on matching costumes. ❃: Our muses do an ouija board session together. ❦: Our muses find an abandoned bag of candy. ✦: Our muses get ready to go to a costume party together. ❉: Our muses go into a haunted house together. ☭: Our muses have a bonfire party. ☠: Our muses making out in a pumpkin patch. ❀: Our muses toilet paper / egg a house together. ❧: Our muses trying on costumes in a store. ❁: Your muse gets sick for eating too much candy. ☣: Your muse is the only person who came to my muse’s party.

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Breaking the fourth wall;send my muse questions about the fandom

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"Yeah. I'd love to explore. Maybe tonight. LA is always fun at night, or so I've been told." Ellie chuckled. She gazed at Deeks and played with her wedding ring. "So, what do you like to do here?"

ELLIE.

“No. Not really. I came straight from the airport after dropping my things off at the hotel.” Ellie explained. Her brown eyes scanned the streets. “Is traffic this bad always?” She asked, realizing that the traffic was just like DC or New York.

“You should go explore! This place is awesome.” Deeks would have explored first if he’d been the one sent to another place for NCIS. Learn the terrain so he could work undercover effectively. “Yup. You’ll get used to it.

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☔︎

Ellie looked up at the umbrella. "Huh? Joe?" She asked. Her scarf was soaked and her hair was drenched. "What're you doing?"

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AU List Part I (High School Edition)

“We both get detention for trying to back-talk the teacher–well, actually, I was back-talking him/her and you jumped in and defended me–and wow did I mention you are really fucking hot?”

“You’re one of the guys/girls on the football/basketball/baseball team and I’m labeled a nerd and our statuses forbid us from even being seen with each other but we meet at the back of the school to make out and oh my god you are an amazing kisser.”

“I just heard you singing in the locker room showers and oh my fuck your voice is amazing but you catch me and holy shit you’re naked and your body is perfect oh fuck me I’m in trouble in more ways than one.”

“I burned my hand because my dumb ass didn’t know one of the burners on the stove was on and you’re the incredibly sexy nurse/nurse’s assistant tending to me and have you considered becoming an actual nurse because fuck you are awesome at your job.”

“We got caught by the principal for something our friends made us do and he/she thinks we did it intentionally but you get us out of it and I owe my respect to you wanna go out for dinner sometime?”

“You’re one of the popular guys and I’m one of the social outcasts of high school and we sit at separate tables but one day I overhear you telling a joke to your friends and laugh so hard that milk spurts out of my nose and shit you were watching me the whole time I was laughing but you think my obnoxious snort-laughing is pretty cute how???”

“I chose a bad week to get enrolled in Child Development because we’re doing that stupid baby project for an entire three weeks and I fucking hate kids but you seem pretty excited about it but fuck this damn thing is already getting on my nerves and you always get up in the middle of the night to care for it and how did I not notice that you are just amazing at parenting but you’re weird at the same time because you treat it like it’s a real baby even going as far as talking to it and I just want to tear the fucking thing to pieces but it seems to like you better and I’m sort of jealous.”

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Send ☔︎ for my muse’s reaction to yours holding their umbrella over them.

Send ☂ for my muse to hold an umbrella over yours