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[blofised-paul]

crying right now doing a sisyphus task (checking papers with grammar worse than a demigod. Seriously, demigods have better handwriting than this.)

[blofised-paul]

Well I, personally, just wanna help Percy and his friends. They didn't ask to be a half-blood, or for any of the bullshit that comes with being one.

Maybe if i fall in love with dyslexia it will also leave me

Woah, woah, woah!

first of all! Your dyslexia is nothing to be ashamed of! You can read a language no one understands, be proud of that!

Second of all, who tf left you? No, seriously, I want n a m e s.

third of all, just know we've got Percy's step-dad,@blofised-paul, translating books for us into Greek with Lady Hestia's help, so if you ever feel like you can't read something, just ask Paul! It only takes him 3 days to get a translation done (i dont wanna know how)

[blofised-paul]

Well, I'm alright, I'll tell you that!

As to how I do it, Lady Hestia (@unproblematic-hestia) and I collaborate on it! She first taught me the language, of which I'm very thankful. And then, we divide books in halves, so she does half the work and so do I. This way, it only takes us 3 days on average to do a 200-400 page standard novel!

By doing this, Lady Hestia feels that she is contributing to her children as the Goddess of Home and I feel the same way as a step-father!

Maybe if i fall in love with dyslexia it will also leave me

Woah, woah, woah!

first of all! Your dyslexia is nothing to be ashamed of! You can read a language no one understands, be proud of that!

Second of all, who tf left you? No, seriously, I want n a m e s.

third of all, just know we've got Percy's step-dad,@blofised-paul, translating books for us into Greek with Lady Hestia's help, so if you ever feel like you can't read something, just ask Paul! It only takes him 3 days to get a translation done (i dont wanna know how)

[blofised-paul]

doing well, just dealing with the demigod influx this time of the year.

As much as I love them all, i seriously do not know how to fit nearly a 100 demigods in an NYC apartment

Hey, Naomi! How are you doing?

~@blofised-paul

hi! I’m doing ok! How are you?

[blofised-paul]

OOC: so the thing is that a very important exam of my life is coming up and as much as I love rp-ing with y'all, I have to prioritize. So, I'm going on a hiatus. I'll still be answering asks and rp-ing w people who mention me, but I won't be online all day, like i was til now.

This will apply to all my side blogs!

see you in a minute ;)

[blofised-paul]

dimensional imprisonment and method manipulation! wouldn't i love these powers in real life

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[blofised-paul]

Anything you want!

Yo. Your son just stole my Warhammer. Can you ask him to give it back?? He said he wouldn't until I tell him who my godly parent is >:/

- @faceless-bugger

(Hiya! I hope you don't mind oc interactions-)

@forbiddensonoftheseagod! Return it to them! Now, how would you feel if someone took Anaklusmos?

[blofised-paul]

@forbiddensonoftheseagod percy.. come on kid, give it back and I'll take you out for...ice cream?

Yo. Your son just stole my Warhammer. Can you ask him to give it back?? He said he wouldn't until I tell him who my godly parent is >:/

- @faceless-bugger

(Hiya! I hope you don't mind oc interactions-)

@forbiddensonoftheseagod! Return it to them! Now, how would you feel if someone took Anaklusmos?

[blofised-paul]

Done fighting?

Yo. Your son just stole my Warhammer. Can you ask him to give it back?? He said he wouldn't until I tell him who my godly parent is >:/

- @faceless-bugger

(Hiya! I hope you don't mind oc interactions-)

@forbiddensonoftheseagod! Return it to them! Now, how would you feel if someone took Anaklusmos?

[blofised-paul]

BLOWFISH 🐡

...Lord Poseidon? Is this you?

[blofised-paul]

Yo. Your son just stole my Warhammer. Can you ask him to give it back?? He said he wouldn't until I tell him who my godly parent is >:/

- @faceless-bugger

(Hiya! I hope you don't mind oc interactions-)

@forbiddensonoftheseagod! Return it to them! Now, how would you feel if someone took Anaklusmos?

[blofised-paul]

oh, my family just loves them!

au where everything is the same except percy gets new relatives on paul's side

a little old grandma who feeds him and gives him money to buy everything he never could when he was poor growing up

everytime she sees him, she babies him and tells him how tall he's gotten and complains about how skinny he is (she is also #1 percabeth shipper)

a grandpa who fought in the army and trades war stories with percy

who also ADORES annabeth and loves having intellectually challenging conversations with her about architecture, philosophy, mathematics, literally everything

an aunt who helped sally throughout her pregnancy with estelle which makes sally cry because she didn't have anyone when she was carrying percy

sally crying again because she's never had a parent figure since her uncle died and now paul's parents are all over her with their affection and acceptance (especially once they find out about the greek world)

a cool older cousin who ruffles percy's hair, teams up with annabeth to make fun of him, plays video games with him (annabeth teases percy that despite saving the world multiple times, he still wants to impress said cousin but still finds it cute how percy is adjusting to being the little brother for once)

when percy goes missing, all of them team up and consider marching up to olympus to kill the gods for kidnapping their new little baby boy

then after the events of hoo they adopt all of the seven

and they literally have to buy a bigger table because of the big family dinners they all have

and percy's just like 🥲 maybe relatives don't need to be out to ruin your life and traumatise you 24/7?

[blofised-paul]

bro ur daguhter has a boyfreind!1!!

MY DAUGHTER IS 9!

[blofised-paul]

IM JUST PAUL, IN THIS LIFE I HAVE IT ALL!

A WIFE, A STEPSON AND A BEAUTIFUL BABYYY~~

I love that Sally Jackson’s 3 love interests are just

Literal god

Canonically pure evil

Paul

[blofised-paul]

Right now we need to stay strong. All of us, as a community! Don't let Trump's fascism get to you, okay?

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[blofised-paul]

Taylor Swift's ''Only The Young'' earned its biggest streaming day since May 2022 on Election Day 2024 (up 200%)

(November 7, 2024)

[blofised-paul]

Minerva: for Merlin's sake, I'm a professor! all of them read, except James, he only reads when it's interesting

Kidnapper: I have your son. Minerva: Which one? Kidnapper: The quiet one? Minerva: Wrong, I have none of the sort.