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…Maw-

Shut up, did Dense send you? The fucker broke my headphones, I’m not apologizing to them for being upset.

I’m not asking you to. I’m asking what brand the headphones were. I’m not good with that shit so I’m not sure which one to get.

Oh. [Mawce quickly scribbles onto a loose leaf paper]

You should speak with Dense though, if you don’t mind me adding that. At least so they can apologize to you.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Brands on this paper. [Mawce passes the paper to James, who smiles and excuses himself.]

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Dense - what are you doing?

Pouting!!

…do you mind if I ask why?

Mawce yelled at me again! They’re being mean and a bully and a jerk an-

Why did they yell at you?

…I broke dem’s headphones…

YOU BROKE THEIR HEADPHONES?!

…please don’t shout at me too.

I- [James takes a deep breath] - I’m calmer. I’m going to talk to Mawce and look into getting zem knew headphones, okay? Please make sure you apologize to them.

…can you be with me when I do?

Yeah. I’ll be with you.

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I’ll see you around too!

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

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I like you too!

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

(@blobdense)

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Yeah! It can be like a crying competition! Or we just hug each other and cry and walk away and never acknowledge it again! Either way it’ll be really fun!!

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

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I didn’t get told a lot either, but one of my roommates keeps trying to show them to me. It’s sad. Im sad. Cry.

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

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You aren’t wrong. Taxes scare me.

Mostly because I don’t know anything about them, they’re like the scary stories you tell kids so they don’t go to the woods.

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

(@blobdense)

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Mate taxes will come for us all one day and kill us in our sleep. Until then we can only wait, hoping the taxes are finally defeated for good.

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

(@blobdense)

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Is- is it taxes? Do- do we do taxes.

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

(@blobdense)

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Mhm. Human stuff is boring.

Wait - what even counts as human stuff?

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

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Yeah! I live down the street, near west!

Oh - yeah! I’m very very human. It’s boring but yeah! Humanity amirite.

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I… Huh? Hello? Who is this? How’d you get my name?

(@blobdense)

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I’m doing great! It’s been a great day!!

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I... Huh? Hello? Who is this? How'd you get my name?

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Oh! I met someone names Renana and they said they knew you and pointed me here!

Hi! I’m Dense!! How are you?

Hello? Is Jamie here!! I’m here to make a friend!

- @blobdense

I... Huh? Hello? Who is this? How'd you get my name?

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Dense’s Emotinal Journal

- I feel happy today. I got to meet someone new, and way happy and bubbly the whole time. It was a lot of fun and I’m on my way to meet their sibling right now. Remember the name Renana.

- I’m in the mood to be deep but also can’t think about intense topics. I’ll be deep later. Probably.

- Bye Journal! Write in you later! :)

If you can’t read the font, it says: Dense’s Emotional Journal! I feel happy today. I got to meet someone new, and way happy and bubbly the whole time. It was a lot of fun and I’m on my way to meet their sibling right now. Remember the name Renana. I’m in the mood to be deep but also can’t think about intense topics. I’ll be deep later. Probably. Bye Journal! Write in you later! :)

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Course! Alright, pog! Bye!!

[Dense waves and begins backing away, a smile not dropping off their face until they are out of view.]

Hi!! Is anyone here?

- @blobdense

Uh, hi, who are you?

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Alright! It was super nice talking to you, you seem super rad!

Do you mind if I head out and look for Jamie?

Hi!! Is anyone here?

- @blobdense

Uh, hi, who are you?

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You have a brother? That’s awesome!

Ooh! Where are those two! I could meet them sometime!!

Hi!! Is anyone here?

- @blobdense

Uh, hi, who are you?