ind. sel. priv. JOE GOLDBERG from the book series / netflix series YOU. written by Manon est january 2019. various triggers are applicable, not spoiler free, please read the rules before interacting. mutuals only.
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( * & . — ‘ YOU ’ ( NOVEL ) SENTENCE STARTERS .
* starters from the 2014 novel ‘ you ’ by caroline kepnes . warnings for sex , violence , stalking , & swearing .
‘ you blush and i could love you . ’
‘ most people would say i’m the fuckup . ’
‘ it’s no secret that most people are fucking idiots . ’
‘ he’s a pretentious fuck and a liar . ’
‘ you need an escort , especially if you want to dress like a fucking whore . ’
‘ i like that you take care of yourself instead of filling your home and your pussy with a string of inadequate men . ’
‘ you’re a sweetheart . you see the best in people . you complement me . ’
‘ who can sleep with you in the world ? ’
‘ i will take that balloon and tie it around their neck because who the fuck can cunt out over a balloon ?! ’
‘ the assholes are always puzzled when the order of the universe is restored , when they are held accountable for their cowardly , pretentious , loveless ways . ’
‘ some guys are assholes and you have to accept that . ’
‘ the problem with books is that they end . ’
‘ the only thing crueler than a cage so small that a bird can’t fly is a cage so large that a bird thinks it can fly . ’
‘ you are not easily rescued . ’
‘ yeah , i don’t have a yale degree , but my bullshit detector is excellent . top drawer , even . ’
‘ the world fell out of love with love at some point . ’
‘ your lips were made for mine . you are the reason i have a mouth , a heart . ’
‘ if we were teenagers , i could kiss you . ’
‘ you ooze joy and she is an open wound , shrill and wan , unfucked and unloved . ’
‘ she knew she was killing me and she knew that i was not the type to go down without a fight . ’
‘ i know the power of silence . i remember my dad saying nothing and i remember his silences more vividly than i remember the things he said . ’
‘ happiness is believing that you’re gonna be happy . it’s hope . ’
‘ but did you read them , fuckface ? ’
‘ if people could handle their self - loathing , customer service would be smoother . ’
‘ the trouble with society is that if the average person knew about us – you , alone , orgasming three times a night , and me , across the street , watching you orgasm , alone – most people would say i’m the fuckup . ’
‘ you are a woman and i am a man and we belong in the dark together . ’
‘ talking to you is like traveling through time . ’
‘ the most important thing i know is that i want the possibility of you more than the reality of her . ’
‘ my middle school health teacher told us you can only hold eye contact for ten seconds before scaring or seducing someone . ’
‘ eye contact is what keeps us civilized . ’
‘ love’s a marathon , not a sprint . ’
‘ well , sometimes you just want to go where it’s dark , you know ? ’
‘ some people , it’s like they care more about their status updates than their actual lives . ’
‘ some people on this earth receive love , get married , and honeymoon in cabo . others do not . some people read alone on the sofa and some people read together , in bed . that’s life . ’
‘ don’t make a baby if you’re not capable of unconditional love . ’
‘ when i’m nervous , i get nasty . it’s a problem . ’
‘ that’s because every day is the only day . ’
‘ she’s dead inside , like a corpse . she instagrams methodically , clinically , as if she’s gathering evidence for defense , like her entire life is dedicated to proving that she has a life . ’
‘ we’re too old to be young . ’
‘ full of disclaimers , you’re like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes . ’
‘ if you knew what i went through to get into your home , that i messed up my back trying to know you , inside and out , you’d judge me for it . ’
‘ when a girl likes talking about you more than talking to you , well , in my experience , that’s the end . ’
‘ you grow through love . you don’t postpone love until you stop growing . ’
‘ you know they’re all pussies , each and every one of ‘em . ’
‘ most kids are assholes , just like most adults . ’
‘ it’s like they can smell the public school on me . ’
‘ who can sleep with you in the world ? ’
‘ he’s been to rehab , which is a travesty ; you can tell by his smug face that he’s not capable of genuine addiction . ’
‘ there’s emptiness in him that can never be filled , emptiness that dressed up well at prep school , where a lack of willpower is called creativity . ’
‘ what a shame to be so angered by what you don’t have that you treat what you do have like it’s nothing . ’
‘ i think that all children do better with happy parents than married parents . ’
‘ brunch , a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on french toast . ’
‘ you are a monster , deathly , solipsistic to the bone and you’re blasphemous because all you want is you . ’
‘ is your twitter bio your subtle way of announcing that you’re an attention whore who has no standards and will give an audience to any poor schmuck who says hello ? ’
‘ you miss me . and i miss you . ’
‘ i cry and watch pitch perfect and sing along with the barden bellas . i don’t want to be a person who knows the name of a fictional a cappella group in a chick flick but that’s what love has done to me . ’
‘ it’s amazing how good 50 and sunny feels after you’ve been bleeding in 12 with a windchill of go fuck yourself . ’
‘ you want to know what i know and hear what i like to hear . ’
‘ you relax your arms and lower your legs and when animals open up like that , they want to fuck . ’
‘ i’ll fucking kill hugh grant . ’
‘ life isn’t always ideal , not for most people . ’
‘ what makes us become us ? what fucks us up and why ? ’
‘ i want life to move slowly because i want to anticipate you with all my heart , greet you with all my heart , fuck you with all my heart , and miss you with all my heart . ’
‘ i have to laugh because i sound like a greeting card but i deserve this , you , joy . ’
‘ i hope you’ll ask me to eat you out in the bathroom at starbucks . ’
‘ he cheats on you . a lot . compulsively . ’
‘ it means you covet me . maybe even more than i realize since right now your hand is heading to your cunt yet again . ’
‘ you’re so clean that you’re dirty . ’
‘ they’re in their own world , where good things happen , a quarter mile and a million light years away . ’
‘ night moves don’t work in the morning . ’
‘ you don’t want to be spanked . you want love . ’
‘ dear girl , you’re not an island . be populated . be welcoming to love . ’
#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; we play our little games (meme)#i forgot how GOOD the lines in the book are#and how much more of an ass/creep joe is in the books#like what the fuck man
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random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; we play our little games (meme)#i will do these tomorrow!!!#when i get back from work that is#i don't have the writing feels today sadly
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You | 1x04: The Captain
#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; i’m not a maybe – i’m the one (joe)#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; such small hands (beck)#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; this is our everythingship (joe&beck)
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gottamuseemall replied to your post: also please give me joe falling for a detective or...
Almost makes me wanna add Officer Jenny all the more haha
do it, let her kick his ass please!!!!
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also please give me joe falling for a detective or something like that so that his nasty ass gets caught afterwards because i need his ass kicked
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NETFLIX’S YOU masterlist. to be added to the you directory please reblog this post & state character’s name, whether they’re canon , original, or crossover as well as if they’re book or show based.
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@mobbedhawk
‘I’ve been waiting here for so long and still nothing is happening. People are complaining left and right, cursing, as if the world is ending now that this train isn’t going. We haven’t been informed yet, and I guess that’s the most annoying part of it all.’
A deep sigh left him, looking around once more to see if there was any information on the signs already, but the only thing shown still was ‘DELAYED’. No explanation, no information whether the train would still come today, nothing. “Guess I should have called a cab instead.”
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i have 3 more starters to write and then i’ll get to replies and such!!! i hope to do some today tbh!!
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beckaleash replied to your post: also please give me joe falling for a detective or...
not a detective or a viable option but always here to kick his ass
i’m down for peach kicking his ass though she deserved to kick his ass
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also please give me joe falling for a detective or something like that so that his nasty ass gets caught afterwards because i need his ass kicked
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random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; we play our little games (meme)#i'm heading to bed now but#i'll do these either tomorrow or friday
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@redjackettm
‘I see boxes and I see you. A new person in town? Or maybe you are helping your friend move but then again I have not seen anyone but you and two middle aged men ----- are you new here? Then maybe you need someone to show you around, don’t you?’
He walked over, a small smile upon his features as he put up his hand, waving to get her attention. He halted before her, looking at the boxes and then at her again, the smile not faltering. “It’s been a while since I’ve seen someone new move in around here. Or... are these not yours?”
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me: i want ships also me: i don’t want ships because your muse will die.
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@agnelino
‘You are pale, very pale, and I wonder if you’ve come here because you are ill, or because you simply want to hide from the sun. Some people don’t enjoy the sun kissing their skin. I too would rather sit inside and read a book. But sometimes I’d like to go for a walk as well. What about you? What do you like?’
He watched her as she entered the store, watched her as she moved through the sections, though he remained close to the register, making sure she wouldn’t notice him watching her. Though, he did call out to let her know he was there, just in case. “If you can’t find the book you’re looking for, I’m sure I can lend you a hand.”
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ok, as i’m starting to feel a little sick, i’m heading to bed now. still got 3 more starters to do but will do those tomorrow after work (if i’m feeling okay). hope you guys are doing alright!!
#≾ ℐ ≿ ;; not watching you i swear (ooc)#will do replies to other things soon i guess#depends on when i have time and muse
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@psychwtch
‘It’s the end of the day, and I’ve had a crazy long day at that, and I just want to clean and close up and go home and have dinner, read a good book and go to bed but of course, of course, you must come in just before closing time. I thought we mutually hated these kind of people and yet they still fucking exist.’
It was easy to hide a groan after having worked in the store for so long already, the gentle ‘customer service’ smile was basically already plastered on. “You’re right on time, we were just about to close up. Are you looking for something in particular?”
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