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Two favorite sweaters

Pencil sketch by me

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Soldier, poet, king.

For @cinnacrafts, happy holidays!!! You had an epic list of prompts, and it was a bit of a struggle trying to pick just one idea. (Or, technically, three😅) But I had a lot of fun working on this project, and I hope you like!

For @hermbi-discord's yearly gift exchange:D

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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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Impulse tries to make a dig at Skizz, Skizz fires RIGHT back, there were no survivors.

Source: Imp And Skizz Podcast Ep. 106: Perfection (1:04:55)

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It is not the prettiest but here is a little chart I made of skin tones.

The idea is to eye-drop anywhere on the chart to get a unique skin tone instead of getting stuck in the loop of “white, tan, dark”.

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A worthy challenge for a hilarious cause

@since-times-long-forgotten, @varteeny1234, @xx-neuro-xx, @choucon , @raeprise

@thelizerdwizard, @tigerbeancoffee, @astoriagalaxy, @gaylordthethird, @mushrooms-frogs-skulls-imlucas, 

@blueishspace, @unstableunicornsofasguard, @thecrazyalchemist, @communistcatboi, @sotiredimbored

@insectappreciator, @iris-entity, @unicornsandgenocide, @razeeswillowtree, @but-aint-this-texas

@sun13koi, @star-dust-shark, @dungeonlv1, @aria-di-angelo, @demigod-jack-hearth

@all-i-wanna-do, @ms-macintosh, @m0on-shro0m @kermit-the-fag-official, @atom-system

@iris-entity again that tag never works

@ajfoxships

I’m tempted to tell my IRL friends about the gimmickverse.

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in like 5-8 years when gen alpha starts really making fun of gen z no one is allowed to complain because like 99% of people do nothing but treat those kids like shit

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circle

[ID: Four-panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: Several people are sitting in a chair circle. One of them is visibly green, another is visibly pink with a bright blue jacket and orange pointy anime glasses. A third one is wearing a blue cap. The person in the middle, who is none of these things, leads the conversation.

Middle person: "All right everyone, time to do a hexcode circle! My hexcode is #000000, what are yours?"

Several people respond "#000000".

Panel 2: Zoom in on the green person and the middle person, with a third in between them.

Green: "Mine's #00FF00."

Middle: "Oh, but we're very inclusive here! You don't have to fit into primary hexcodes!"

Green: "...I prefer #00FF00."

Middle: "I'm just saying, if you want to go with something like #33BB33 that's fine! It would suit you!"

Panel 3: Zoom on the one with the blue cap.

Closeted Blue: "I'm uh... Well, um, uh, you see-"

Middle: "Oh, looks like we have exciting news!2

Closeted Blue: "...#000000. Sorry. I'm not uh. I'm grayscale. Can we move on?"

Panel 4: Zoom in on anime glasses.

Anime Glasses: "#LEG3ND."

Middle: "That's not a real hexcode!"

Anime Glasses: "I don't give a shit."

Middle: "I'm sure you can find a valid hexcode that suits you!"

Anime glasses: "You dipshits can't handle a visually green person using #00FF00, I'm not playing this game."

End ID.]

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I had to draw something before I lose my mind

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"Welcome to my home"

Awww how nice of Grian to invite us into the cosmic pillar of creation ☺️

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l u n a

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Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

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"Oh but parents do have a right to control what their children eat. What if they just want to eat candy for every meal?"

Most parents can't even distinguish between random whims and autism dietary limitations and end up saying shit like this and starving their disabled children.

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"If you don't stop picking your fingernails we're gonna send you to shock therapy" - my grandma

EXCUSE ME WHAT????

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Thinking about Glad0s…

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made him in picoCAD so he can spin on ur dash forevermore