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James has it covered, I think we left them either enough food or enough money for pizza. It's like Home Alone, but the entirely wrong season. I think the lions would dig me, I'm kinda one of them, so you're on. I'd do anything for Nezzie, she knows it, they all know it. I was gonna ask you what you wanted to do first, but since you're sending me to the literal lions' den, I guess I have my life all set. Good luck continuing to not get laid. At least by me. What you do with Hugh is between you two and God.

Leaving the kids at home was the smartest decision you've ever made. I just hope they manage to feed themselves and not burn the house down. Might have forgotten to ask anyone to look after them but it's fine right? They're smart kids. I also promised Inez we'd bring her back a lion cub, and by we....i mean you, i told her you'd bring her one back. So good luck trying to fulfil that dumbass promise. @blivelyfm

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Are you kidding me, Andrew?...I think if you put a blonde wig on and he woke up next to you, he wouldn't even fucking know the difference at this point. Actually, he may prefer it, even. We should put this to the test. I'm gonna go find my next spouse while I'm here so that you two can live your happy-ever-after. Safari wedding, anybody? I'm thinking if he annoys me too much, I'm just gonna hang out with you and he can sit alone and think about his actions. I don't wanna reward him for being annoying, y'know? So, since that feels inevitable - what are we hitting up first? Are you a bird guy or a mammal guy?

I don't want this trip to be awkward between us, I know the kiss between me and Ryan was a long time ago but I don't know if you still feel the chemistry between us or not. I promise I'll keep my distance, unless he annoys you too much and you genuinely need me to take him away from you @blivelyfm

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Which answer do you want? Because my oldest is 9, so for at least 9 years they've been forcing me to play mommy. But in reality, most of the month of July's been spent here in New York before I go off on my own press tour. I'll let him know, though! I think I played Ctrl enough times that he'll appreciate the star the compliment is coming from. That's awesome, girl. Saw you did a Chicken Shop Date and looked gorgeous. Waiting for my call to be wined and dined over chicken, but hey, maybe someday.

Oh man, how long did they do that for. Don't get me wrong they're your children but you're still a woman who likes music! I can't wait to see you there and tell him I'll be watching Deadpool and Wolverine too. I've been fantastic I really have no complaints. I try, you know me.

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20k? Not surprised, it's gonna be a room full of your biggest supporters scream-singing every night. Everything you deserve. Oh shit, really? Count me all the way in. Radio City, right? Great fucking venue, might I add. I'll be there.

completely overwhelming to think that the upcoming tour is planned for 20k people venues, I’m already shaking just thinking about that, feels like yesterday when I did virtual shows from my bedroom. Please do drag her along though we’ve also been talking about her maybe joining me on stage in New York so, if that was to happen, please come along?

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Oh, you're the baby too? Ry and I are both the babies of our prospective families, so I guess this makes it more meant to be. Scrunchie, sock, whatever we gotta do. We've invested thousands into sound-proofing the bedroom, so...we've gotta find some way other than a big 'KEEP OUT' sign at this rate. Fuck, you drive a hard bargain. I feel like I'm on Shark Tank - next thing you know, you'll want a 10% royalty for every 'I like Sabrina better than you, mommy' you have to field. It's a good 50/50 split on who they come from. Maybe I sneak in a 1% here or there, but I try to be really good around them. They're like sponges at this age bracket, you know? That would be awful, I doubt there's even a chance in hell of that happening. Your music's catchy, and if there first two songs are anything to go off of, the album's gonna eat. I'll have to find a way to get at least James out there, she's a big fan. Not to say the other two aren't, but they're more fans by proxy of J's fangirling.

I have. I've been planning it for a long time but I've needed to pluck the courage up to ask. I do have siblings, all older sisters, so I already have experience dealing with just girls, if that helps add to my suitability for the role. You gonna go all old school and add a scrunchie to the door so I know what's happening? I'll respect it and also make sure my fee doesn't go up too much per child. Though it'll double if it's a boy, I don't know how to deal with those. Yeah...maybe don't look up the rest of my outros and just believe that as my only R rated one. Do the F bombs only come from Taylor's songs or is it Ryan's influence too? I'm super excited for the tour, I just hope the album isn't a flop or that's awkward for everyone coming.

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Adorable. Either way, we'll get you there somehow so that was can geek out over each other. Considering that I'm the youngest, yes, I've always wanted to have someone younger than me to boss around and/or give advice to. It's not even for your ego, it's the truth. This just seems meant to be then, I'll tell Ryan he has to get us on Long Lost Family and get this reunion happening. We'll see whatever happens, if he keeps walking around Europe looking like that then I may very well not stand a chance. He's got the charm factor, sprinkled in with a little assholery, nailed. Wait, I actually just broke my own heart - they stopped doing it. But that doesn't change the fact that we can still go to Gilroy and get some garlic ice cream from one of the local places. Do it, I'll sing it with you. We can be garlic girlies together.

i feel very honored. please, don't worry about that. i'll be just as happy cheering you on in the crowd when you pose on that red carpet. and if they end up doing a cute little q & a in the movie theater, i'll make sure to have the best questions prepared. he might not be too far off with that one if he goes for the caption - i've always dreamed of having a big sister that's just like me. have you ever dreamed of having a younger sister that's just like you ? please say yes for my ego. seems like you were destined to start a big family together, i love it. your kids are too cute from what i've seen, so not being careful once or twice more wouldn't hurt, i think. there's a whole garlic festival ? count me the fuck in. when is this happening ? garlic is life. everything tastes better with garlic. might write a garlic love song one day, because it doesn't deserve all the hate it gets.

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See! Attagirl, turn it into something positive. Mama Blake is very proud. I think we can make it happen, especially considering she'll be on a little touring vacation and I'll get to have the leeway to drag her with me to places. We'll solidify plans and let you know, k?

Yes I was begging my parents to help me back out of it but they thankfully made me do it. Thankfully it’s growing into some of my favourite moments - however if you and Taylor would make it to a show I’ll absolutely loose my shit.

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You did a great job, young padawan. Glad he was able to give you tips about being hot as fuck, though I'm convinced you didn't need much help in that category. Kind of a bummer about the vasectomy, though. Can you have him reverse it before you leave, or are you still icing your balls and recovering? Maybe we'll have to just sit by the side of the road with signs, or, better yet, go on TikTok Live and pander for our lost children to come home. Every money gun we get sent, we'll dance like little trained monkeys. I have our plans all worked out, baby. I paid one of those women on Etsy to curse you, that's really what it was. But it was a different time back then, the movies of the mid 2000s were all questionable and weird. I mean, you made School of Life and your career didn't end, so you must have bribed some of Hollywood's best to bounce back after that. Space movies make me sleepy. Like I'm the one floating. And it gets too intense with all the space jargon, you really can't blame me. What can I say? I'm a super upbeat and happy movie kinda lady. Just ask anyone who watched my comedy, The Shallows, the shark was so funny in that one. Great plans, honey. Teal's my color, and I like giving you an extra challenge with different buttons and clasps when you're taking things off of me. Keeps your mind sharp, you know? But we have to talk - South African talk specifically. Are we leaving the girls with my folks so that we can get alone time? Or are we bringing them for cultural immersion and brain fodder for them for when they get asked 'hey kids, what did you do over the summer'? Choice is yours, I feel like I know what you're gonna pick.

I've been learning from Hugh when it comes to the art of seduction; He's such a God of a man and I figured I should take some tips while I could. Glad to see it worked. Is now a good time to tell you I also let him give me a vasectomy in our down time? No accidental pregnancies here anymore. I just hope that when we're old and grey and riddled with dementia, the lost kids come back to look after us 'cause the ones we kept at home won't by the time we're done with them. I'm not taking any blame for the lack of heir here, I'm pretty sure you did some sort of deal with a crazy witch lady to turn all our kids into girls in some sort of feminist movement. It's time to come clean and confess. I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot of stuff on your filmography that I question if you made up or not. Simon says? Simon says you pretended to be in that movie to bulk up your credits. I'm taking that attack on Life really personally and I can't believe out of all the films you could have chosen to insult me with, you chose that one. It was the best space movie of the decade....it was the space one, right? Also how dare you speak Jake's name around me, he's still missing from my life and the pain is too much to bear. Cool, can't wait for this super upbeat and happy movie of yours to go with all the other super upbeat and happy movies you've done. If your character is based around me, prepare for all the Oscars to come your way. Hey, that's a nifty idea, I'll bring the teal suit home for you to wear to your press stuff. You'll rock it even better than I did anyway. The world really appreciates you in a suit and so do I, though I appreciate you more out of a suit if you catch my drift. Think I'll leave Dogpool where they are though, we don't need something else interrupting us when I get back.

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Oh, thanks, I have double the amount of people willing to see me want to embarrass myself. Gaga said there could be 100 people in a room, and I don't even attract a crowd that large. You, on the other hand, get that times 800 at this point. They have full outfits, turned-on mics, sometimes choreography. I think it may be like a 'send me money and I'll stop' kinda thing - which was actually in my vows to Ryan, so I think maybe that is my calling. Do you think we're the same size in the Midnights bodysuit? I'm gonna just come backstage and play dress-up in all your things at this rate. We can do a body swap thing, see if people notice it's me (hi) and not you. It's an absolute need, but I'm hoping this is where you tell me you're taking a little touring break to meet me in South Africa. You and I have spa day written all over us. I hope you watch it, and love it, and shower me with your usual praise because that's honestly been fueling my sanity for the last however many decades of our friendship. Yeah, Ryan who is right. I need wife time just as much as I need husband time. I'll let the gang know they're on your mind, I'm sure they'll hop onto our next FaceTime call just to see you and scream it to your face. I don't like the sound of tricky. Anything you wanna unload onto me? You know I'm great at listening and making you feel less delusional. Things at home right now are chill, Ryan's been off doing this press while I'm here holding it down. Once Deadpool 3's out, we're doing parent-swap so I can go on my press tour. It's like a glorified custody agreement, but we're still together and going strong with no end in sight. I'm sure he's thrilled about that. But no, we're both doing great, no complaints on my end. I think he's still head over heels for me, you might need to double check with him in my stead about that one since he's become an expert in 'yes dear'ing me. We make a pretty good team.

Oh come on, don't sell yourself short. There's at least 10 people out there. And didn't Gaga once say all you needed was 1? That's success to me. Wait, no! How have I missed that side of tiktok? I need to see that immediately. Do they have the full outfits and everything. That's true commitment right there. Come on, you're missing out on a great time. Sometimes all you need is to put on a sparkly outfit and sing a great pop song to make yourself feel incredible. I think you'd be amazing. I'll do anything I possibly can to make sure we finally have a perfect crossover with timezones. It feels weird going this long without you. If the universe loved us, it would let this happen for us. It's not a want, more of a need. Thank you! I'll be checking in whenever I can, but I'd understand if you couldn't. I know how busy you are, Blake. I love you for even trying. Collen knew an amazing thing when she saw it. You're so talented Blake. You're perfect for this role and I'm so proud of you. As for Lily staying with you, that's not necessarily a bad thing. If I could be your date, you know I would. Ryan who? We're the real dynamic duo. If I could come, you know I'd be at your side immediately. Happy to hear you were able to enjoy it. What a relief I don't need to fight. I'd definitely lose. Stop! My heart can't take it. You're kids really mean the world to me, I hope you know that. Let them know I'm thinking of them. I can't wait to see them soon! They're truly the sweetest little ones. You've been blessed there, Blake. See, I knew I could count on you. You're amazing! You're one of the few people that keep my sane. It's nice that we don't see each other as anything but ourselves. You're one of the few people that don't treat me differently. As for catastrophes, that depends on your definition. Things are definitely tricky around here. I'm trying to handle it. How are things at home? How's Ryan treating you?

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I do, but I count what Hugh and Ryan do as more of the first two-thirds of the movie. The ending's too sad for me. Have you played MSG before? I need to know if this is a milestone that's deserving of flowers or an edible arrangement.

Have you.... seen how Brokeback Mountain ends? Sounds like you'll be kept busy for sure, though. I had the best time, and I'm sure the MSG show is going to be insane, so, you picked a good one.

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Blushing looks good on you, babe, so continuing. What's got you in your antisocial era? I can't say I'm not in the same boat, since I'm getting my social batteries pre-charged for Africa and for my press tour, but still. The baked goods always reel people into my home, I swear, they've got better game than I ever will. I think they're also just kinda ready to be back in school and surrounded by different kids their own age. Betty's starting TK this year, I might need to scream cry about that to someone, but yeah, they'll all be buds when they're older. Now we can play mermaids and have sleepovers to our hearts' content, I love that for us. Movie shenanigans, you know how it always goes, they cart me all over the place and stick me in front of a camera and answer the same few questions for different media outlets. But before I get all that excitement, we're lined up for Africa - tell me you're going, please. I need to coordinate safari outfits with you.

Stop. You're going to make me blush over here. It seems that kids always have better calendars than us and honestly, I wish I could be mad about it. But I feel quite anti socials these days and people annoy me. So she can run off and play and mommy will stand by and watch. Oh, now you're tempting me with baked goods? You know - I'm sold on that one. We can't have JIB constantly fighting. Although when they get older, you already know that they're going to be the best of friends. Lucky we've already got established careers, huh? Bless our moms just telling us to stop. Really giving us an easy win there. What are you going to be getting busy with? I'm going to Australia and New Zealand with Cari at the end of the month for her tour - but outside of that? Everything is up in the air.

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Mermaids sounds like a go, and I'm a little all over the place for the time being - Africa and then all over for press and then the UK - but we can either find time in New York or do one of those corny Zoom things. But I want to be in a room with Phoebe fucking Bridgers again, so I can let's find irl time.

exactly! this is going to be so good. we can start whenever, i'm definitely free for this. we just have to find a place to record and a starting idea. should we just start with mermaids since we're already on the topic?

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But we need the best of the best queen bees to really give it to us straight. I wear it as a badge of honor, the second we can convene that meeting, it's gonna happen. You're so welcome, I feel like it's about time you try one on for size. I bet you'd look awesome. Oh, come on, on the stage? Don't give me a mic, but I'd happily be your mic stand. That's a thing people are doing these days, right? Human mic stands? That's more my speed. Just confirmed with my team that Lolla's looking like a go. Will you come party with me during SZA's set, too? That's my only condition.

i don’t think you want me as the leader honestly. all of you being in the same room will have my brain short circuiting and then it’s really anything goes. that’s a good point but i think she could be and if not, we’ll make the exception. you think? if i’m getting your blessing of all people then you better believe i’m going to try that look out at least once. thank you in advance if it leads to the love of my life or even the love of my few minutes. god, the things i would do to see you screaming that song. maybe vip extends to pulling you up on stage. we’ll work out those details but of course, it means backstage passes. anything you want really, babe.

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The baby headphones. Bust them out, I need to dance along with Luna to...maybe something a little more mellow during Tay's set. Like...maybe Champagne Problems? That's not really a dancing song, but it's either that or it's My Tears Ricochet. That girl really puts on a show without a lot of baby-certified bops. Two date nights, consider me the luckiest girl in the world. Basketball team actually isn't a bad idea - Ryan and I hopefully passed our tall genes down. If not basketball players, maybe they'll be jockeys? But then I gotta get horses, that becomes a whole thing. Just watch, I bet you'll be looping that movie whenever you miss him. It'll either be that, or a more private vid. I don't even know if he's ever done full-frontal, I know he had that bit with Sandy during The Proposal...I think he likes to do a lot of ass shots, if anything. Which works, since he's got a tight ass. Don't worry, I won't tell him you haven't. I feel like I'm contractually obligated to be a fan of his work. Maybe we should bond over our partners' nude scenes and do a marathon one of these days. Oof, yeah, super painful. Wouldn't wish that upon anyone. You get into the groove and then you're like a milk maid of Glen's dreams. Super proud of you, mama. You're killing it and I'm not the least bit surprised.

Perfect. And by that time - Luna is going to be far more interactive and alert. So maybe I'll truly get her those baby headphones and she can come out and see parts of the show. Just around the the massive flashing lights parts, I'll turn her away so it doesn't affect her little eyes. One night with her there and one night without. So, we're going to be having two date nights. Can't wait. As much as I love being on tour - that's one thing that I'm really looking forward to when we get home. Just having a routine. I'll try get it on video but each time it's so unexpected and only in short bursts at the moment. You're going to have enough to start your own basketball team soon. You know, if you don't need any players to take over if one gets injured. I mean, I had seen Glen naked before the movie - but even then I was shocked with how good his body looks. It was before we started having sex, too. So you know, it was interesting. Will he ever do full frontal nudity? I'm going to admit something here... I haven't seen any of the Deadpool movies. Actually... I don't know if I've seen any of Ryans movies. Oops. I'm doing pumping. Mostly because if I don't the boobs fucking hurt. I had a small run of mastitis and fuck me. I don't want to experience that again. I enjoy breastfeeding but I didn't understand everything that went into it until now. Everything that comes with being a mom is such a learning curve.

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They locked me away with my children for the time being, somewhat against my will, trust me. When hubby comes back from being overseas, he's taking the girls and I'm running to Chicago to see you. How've you been otherwise? Keeping busy, killing the game, as usual?

aw, you know i was wondering if i would see you at one and i was shocked i hadn't yet. see so you do get to see me and you don't have to miss out of anything. i love renee so i can't wait to see her set. i can't wait to see you, it's going to be so much fun!