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I HATE MONDAYSS!!!

FEEL NO SHAME 'BOUT SHAPE WEATHA CHANGE THEIR PHRASE EVEN MOTHA WILL SHOW YOU 'NOTHA WAY SO PUT YOUR GRASSES OWN NOTHIN' WILL BE WONG

Penpals, Tell me why

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Nichya taking the hate like a real champ! Anon can't hit her! Anon hits air! She's just too fast! She flys! Flys like a butterfly! But stings like a bee, just like Muhammed Ali!

do you ever get tired of being an annoying, moid-worshipping, cum-guzzling pick-me hoar? you should be ashamed of yourself, you fucking class traitor. it honestly wouldn't surprise me if you just had semen swimming in your hollow skull instead of an actual brain.

you are such a pornsick womyn. honestly, your bihet ass deserves to experience domestic violence from your coomer bf because you've made that bed for yourself long ago. now go lie in it, bislut.

you disgust me. do us all a favor and put a bullet between your eyes, you cock-pandering handmaiden.

Let me see if I got this right.

Bad, horrible, misogynistic and class-traitor shit: Saying women should not be judged or demonized for wanting sex outside of vanilla stuff, nor should they be infantilized and spoken over about how their desires are actually not their own.

A total feminist move that will help proctect and empower women: Slut-shaming and domestic violence upon a woman that said something you don't agree with.

Behold! A TERF's/Radfem's logic! Aka stuff that would make even incels be like "Wow, this person REALLY hates women"

"Bi-slut" why are you saying that like it's an insult? It's one hell of a dope thing to call someone.

"Bi-het" Ah, yes, nothing screams "Support for queer women" like telling a bisexual woman she's just straight and deserves to be abused since she's with a guy instead of with a woman (after all, like you've so kindly demonstrated, there's noooo way women would ever be abusers/abuse apologists). And all during pride month, everybody! Bonus points for you!

There, I gave you some of the attention you were craving. Go back to your Radfem cult now since, unlike me, you clearly have nothing better to do with your pathetic life.

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Yess! FUck yEss!! YESS!! YESSS!!! YESSS!

Thank you, @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe!

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Waltuh! Put your dick away, Waltuh!

gotta search for some BCS/Breaking Bad fanfics

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The thought of Azula watching Rick And Morty Season 3 episode 3 and actually enjoying it haunts me!

Any thoughts about who was next in line? Zuko or Azula? Did they switch status as heir to the throne? And how many times did that happen? Did Azula even want to be Firelord? And why would she bring Zuko back if it brought him back into Ozai’s favor as this “ferocious” warrior and redeemed Prince? Did she sacrifice her status as Crown Princess for Zuko by bringing him back home? Or did she think it was Zuko’s destiny after all? I have read the Earth Kingdom Chronicles of both Zuko and Azula. I believe, if I recall correctly, that Azula implied being crown princess now Zuko was banished. But when he returned, it was Zuko that earned the spot at Ozai’s right hand… I believe Ozai did want Zuko to “straighten up” and become a “worthy” son, since Ozai did see the banishment as an actual lesson so the “weight of his travels” (and jolly misadventures with Uncle Iroh) would tough him up or something. It’s also weird how Ozai even bothers trying to justify his cruel actions to Zuko with no one else around. To “teach him” respect. (using suffering as a teacher? Hard pass) I am confused with these dynamics. Azulon saw Iroh as the golden child, and Ozai sees Azula as the golden child… While Zuko was the lesser child, just like Ozai himself was the lesser one in the eyes of Azulon. Not to forget Ozai, despite claiming to be his father’s “loyal servant”, murdered his dad for the throne… And Ozai has a son, claiming to be Ozai’s “loyal son”… How does that work? What was Ozai’s plan with Zuko? Was Ozai actually installing Zuko as the next in line for the throne, and was Azula okay with that? (Translation last image: I can see you have stopped being such a pansy. You even have become a badass yourself.)

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These guys are doing God's work!

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AWWWW!!! THIS IS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME!!! I'M DYING!!!

Are you so possessive with @signlessacolyte bc he's one of the only bf's in the world who would agree to roleplay as your brother while dating you or is there any other reason?

"One of the only who would agree to it" oh, honey... incest porn is incredibly popular, and has been a for longer than I've been alive. I could find someone to do kinky shit with.

What's hard is finding someone I can click with so well and so fast. Plus, he likes it when I let my possessive side show XD

And I'm not THAT possessive.

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I'm not crying! You are crying! T_T

Like many here, I await the comics "Azula in the Spirit Temple" with great apprehension and interest. The comics having been disappointing so far when it came to Azula's arc. I count a little on this one to give Azula the background and the humanity that she deserves.

I cannot express my disappointment enough if the authors decide to neglect the possibility of a sincere reconciliation between Zuko and Azula and between Azula and Ursa.

So I imagined what the outcome of the comics could look like if Zuko has been looking for her for months.

It gave this little series of vignettes.

I'm not very satisfied with the style and the drawing, but I'm starting to get fed up and I don't like to have worked for nothing. So I'm publishing it anyway!

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*In Big Smoke's voice* Number 9

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Had a really tall girl in school like 6'4", who once picked me up and held me like I weight nothing! I developed a crush for her in that moment! I was like "M-Mommy?"

literally addicted to pics like this.

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Objection: I believe Azula was quick witted here and saved herself before Zuko could entirely process that she was falling to her death. I believe he would have decided ultimately to help her, once he realised she would be struggling. Of course, Azula never struggles and Zuko felt resentful of being reminded of that; that his empathy would have been misplaced in this instance.

I know that Azula fans tend to get shit for saying that Zuko is a horrible brother because he didn't make any attempts to save Azula as she was falling at the Western Air Temple. We often get told that it's because they were enemies and she was trying to kill him and his friends, so of course he wouldn't try and save her. I would probably agree if this one little scene from book 1 did not exist.

Zuko goes out of his way to save Zhao. The same person who nearly succeeded in killing him. Compare that to this scene here:

He makes no attempt to try and save her. Sure, she just attacked them. But that's still his sister. You would think that, if he cares about her like the writers claimed he did, he would have tried to get Aang to turn Appa around so that they could catch her, and then have him sigh with relief when she manages to save herself. That would have shown that he cared for her, not...this. And to make it worse, this is supposed to be redeemed Zuko. The Zuko in book 1 was nowhere close to being redeemed, and yet he tried to save Zhao anyway. This is just bad writing.

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WOOOOOOO!!!! 🎈🎊🎈🎊🎉

It’s ya boy’s birthday today! 🥳

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Please obduct me lesbian vampires!!

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

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I'm sorry, Caity! I have never heard any of the music you presented! T_T

Taggin @toperator @loiseau-lyre @triplese7en @akiizayoi4869 @ilikepjo24 @dragomer @bellatrixobsessed1

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Especially if the two characters are like totally different from you, when it comes to personality and looks!

Azula: ENTJ

Zuko: INTP

Me: ENFP

aint this the fucken truth

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T_T

Times that we see on screen a family member showing legitimate love, compassion or care toward Zuko or Azula(judging from actions, not feelings).

Zuko: Grand Total 32

From Iroh: 22

From Ursa: 4

From Azula: 6

From Ozai: 0

Azula: Grand Total 0

From Iroh: 0

From Ursa: 0

From Zuko: 0

From Ozai: 0