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[Guy Fieri in the kitchen. Caption: With all boldness, brace the eternity of your existence.]

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Merry Christmas

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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There’s nothin like a fire when it’s ~20 degrees F outside

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😅

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Happy National Bison Day! Our national mammal is a shaggy symbol of strength and resilience. Their thick coats and powerful necks allow them to bulldoze their way through deep snow and find food even in the dead of winter. Social animals, they gather in large herds – their collective grunting and breathing make quite a noise. Adult males can weigh over a ton while still being able to run 35 miles an hour and jump 6 feet in the air. Most impressive. Photo of a bison at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming by Jacob W. Frank, National Park Service.

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~ election night 2020 moodboard 😌✨ ~

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So I guess he’s voting 3rd party?

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So my local shopping centre recently remodeled their toilets. I went to go use one and

my soul fucking left its mortal body for a brief moment

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i dont watch star treck and dont have the context presumably needed to make this joke work but just the very image of this guy is enough for this meme to be uproariously funny to me

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Friday, October 30th, 2020

🌟New

We’ve added three limited-edition spooky color palettes for the web dashboard.

🛠Fixes

Fixed the bug where you could only block a blog from your primary blog when viewing your secondary blog’s follower page. We had to revert the fix for this that we mentioned in Tuesday’s post.

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So this will be preserved.