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“The markings upon the band begin to fade. The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared… a secret now that only fire can tell.” - The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, 2001

Want to knit this scarf? You can download my free pattern here! :)

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req'd by @polished-carnelian

me when my bluntass statement somehow makes a room of coworkers burst into laughter and I gotta pretend I was funny on purpose

text; [five minutes of laughter; unskippable]

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🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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{{ MY BBY'S BDAY }}

A lot of ppl wanted to help make my daughter's 10th bday special with our situation (tl;dr: my husband has been unemployed for four months, only JUST got a job but won't have a paycheck in time for her bday), but couldn't tip or send gifts or etc.

So I thought this would be rly fun!! She's an artist + has OC's, so I was thinking maybe people who want to do something for her could draw them! Character info beneath the cut. :)

Her birthday is the 23rd.

Please reblog, if you'd be so kind!

The first character: Cherry! She is a bubbly, happy, kinda shy character. Think if Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy from My Little Pony merged. She has pale skin, pink eyes, and pink hair with raspberry red stripes in it. She has pale denim skinny jeans, a 70's hippie-style pink dress with bell sleeves and a flared skirt, and black boots.

Second character: Rio! She has a more subdued personality with laidback sarcasm. Picture Raven from Teen Titans. She has snow white skin, red eyes, black hair (it looks purple in the photo but it's black) with bangs and long layers, fangs, a red long-sleeve crop top, pale denim jeans, and fingerless gloves. She also has quite long lashes. She is half vampire, half demon.

They're besties. :)

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I think that it's really important for people to realize that being disabled is traumatic. genuinely. your body and brain feel like they are breaking down and wrong. you are in constant heavy stress from stuff like chronic pain. most disabled people i know have a somewhat regular emotional break down from the trauma of it all. and we are expected to just smile through it by society, to not be in the way, to not be an issue.

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It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Foreshadowing

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It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds

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It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic

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Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?

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Bilingual

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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches