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If you’re not noticed, you’re still valid.

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I bet when the Pope is in a room where someone sneezes, everyone looks at him expectantly.

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when that ignition remix drop in the club

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It literally takes you a lifetime to die.

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Reckless driving is the exact opposite of wreckless driving

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what if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside so like when you rolled off the condom there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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disneyismyescape’s Disney Princess Challenge 

8. Favorite Sidekick: Olaf   

“Love is… putting someone else’s needs before yours, like, you know, how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever.”

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Explore the beautiful and terrifying world of animal genitalia–in pictures posted by scientists on Twitter. Science journalist Rachel Feltman has collected a few favorites in this Washington Post article, but follow the #junkoff tag for more bizarre private parts from the natural world…

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A dead clock shows its own Time of Death.

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i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

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Do you have a boyfriend? :)

I do! I love him more than anything!

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me: *starts sobbing uncontrollably in front of somebody*

me: literally 5 seconds later

me: shit wow that was embarrassing holy fuck im sorry nah im ok man im fine whoa sorry buddy

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me: *starts sobbing uncontrollably in front of somebody*

me: literally 5 seconds later

me: shit wow that was embarrassing holy fuck im sorry nah im ok man im fine whoa sorry buddy

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me: *starts sobbing uncontrollably in front of somebody*

me: literally 5 seconds later

me: shit wow that was embarrassing holy fuck im sorry nah im ok man im fine whoa sorry buddy

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me: *starts sobbing uncontrollably in front of somebody*

me: literally 5 seconds later

me: shit wow that was embarrassing holy fuck im sorry nah im ok man im fine whoa sorry buddy