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they should let me design tshirts

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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

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i wish i wasn't so weird. anyway, *continues to be even weirder*

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the world aches to have u in it.. stop hiding

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being a classroom aide is basically like being a henchman if the primary duty of a henchman was tying the wettest shoelaces imaginable

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NEW PIG VARIANTS LETS GOOOOOO

also leaves now can fall from trees and BIRCH HAS A NEW FLOWER

and look at these dead leaves

go check out the snapshot because their is also a lot of stuff to do with mob drops for spawners and piglins! As well as new loadstone recipe, new iron sound, and pale oak mansions!

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Other people have said this better but Trump is yet again going to inherit an economy that Dems have spent the last four years building and helping to flourish and he's going to yet again be given credit for it while he drives it into the fucking ground just in time for it to crash and burn the moment he leaves office. I am going fucking insane.

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night