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Today I chose to get dressed and become an architect. But not without cleaning out my nostril first. I felt the need down in my core.

#picoloapp

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What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

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I think A Knight's Tale is the best movie I've ever seen.

Now, thematically, it's not an exceptional movie. It's good but not great, it's insightful but it's not particularly artistic or profound.

What it is is a story that knows exactly what it wants to be from the word go and accomplishes its goal flawlessly. It's the film version of watching of an old tradesman build a porch.

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seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling

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they hate me for finding romance in the violent & violence in the romantic. also for the killing

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Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

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people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs

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I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

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Remembering the time in college when I had thought the girl I was hooking up with was aware of my trans status

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Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship

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I’m 25 and sometimes it still hits me that I can do whatever I want.

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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.���

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GUYS THEY FIGURED OUT THE ROMAN CONCRETE RECIPE THAT MAKES IT IMMUNE TO SEAWATER

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/mystery-of-2000-year-old-roman-concrete-solved-by-scientists/ar-BBDO5VC

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congratulations piracy

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chaotic neutrals be like: