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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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What an exciting day for Deadpool! Did he tell his Logan all about it?
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Today is my birthday and it's just as dog shit as every year. All my local friends forgot, my older dog got diagnosed with fucking cancer, my husband is snoring so I'm sleeping on the couch and I bought my own fucking cake. I hate my birthday so fucking much every year something terrible happens without fail and I just genuinely can't take it.
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