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i have hip dips for this reason, do you understand?
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Tibetan dudes with boomboxes, drinking tea - Tibet, 1987
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we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
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after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina
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i think you should be allowed to skip work if you're too sleepy, sorry boss i'm tuckered out good night
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You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
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i have a rare psychiatric disease that could be cured by having sex in the woods
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I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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I feel like winter JUST. KEEPS. GOINGGGGGGG??????? Like cmon it snowed like 3 inches today and two yesterday. Let’s finish?????????? I want to see GREEN!!!!!! I need LEAVES and BIRDS. HMU if y’all got green and send me a pic cuz I am DYING for it
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Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...
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