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sorry for furryposting but people who think grace chasity as an animal would be like a prey animal or herbivore are so wrong. literally in every timeline she shows her claws & willingness to use them. it becomes exceedingly clear that the only reason she hasn't indulged that violence is because of the way she was raised to keep them sheathed, soft unassuming paws clasped in prayer. she is the picture perfect repressed predator. "she's the sacrificial lamb" she's the fucking executioner!!! she wishes she was the lamb, she would be lead to slaughter if she could, because you can be perfect forever if you die before you fail. but she is the wolf in sheep's clothing, she will never be sufficiently pure & clean. her teeth are stained with blood before she ever uses them to kill & there is no prayer that could have prevented it. hello

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so enamored by her...

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a second yuri clip....i just love their harmonies

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This is what my broken brain has done when I heard, "I am chronically offline queen, she's chronically offline princess."

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Top Ten Smosh Dynamics As Voted By Smoshblr

→ 1: Chanse & Angela

“Angela? Angela..."

Gif Cred: @hipsternumbertwo

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Top Ten Smosh Dynamics As Voted By Smoshblr

→ 2: Amanda & Angela

“The texts we send each other is like 'I LOVE YOU' in all caps over and over.“

Gif Cred: @hipsternumbertwo

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the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

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If Wicked was a bit more wholesome it would be found family Mom and Dad Oz & Morrible with their five adopted kids (Glinda, Elphaba, Fiyero, Boq, Nessa) who can’t do anything but get into trouble…

I do love that thought.

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I need this so desperately!

If Wicked was a bit more wholesome it would be found family Mom and Dad Oz & Morrible with their five adopted kids (Glinda, Elphaba, Fiyero, Boq, Nessa) who can’t do anything but get into trouble…

I do love that thought.

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Guess who watched Wicked and is completely obsessed with!

‘actually I’m not that obssessed with them anymore,’ I said, like a lying liar who lies

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And just like Elphie and Glinda, these two are fucking:

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I’ma be real, I think Agatha hooked up with all the ladies of her coven at least once

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I think they —

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Created for "The Empress and the High Priestess" Zine Volume II 2020