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Okay haven't worked for the chaser for like 2 years now but still have access to this blog for some reason, so bringing this old headline back for reasons
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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man
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GO APOLLO GO
SIC 'EM
EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.
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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?
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Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.
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