Valerie | 24 | Writer, Thespian🐍Tea Connoisseur | love languages, Tolkien, and villain origin stories| This blog is 18+
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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
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I made a comic full of very important knowledge!
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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
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Charles Camoin (French 1879-1965), Young Blonde Girl with a Cat on Her Knees, 1900, Oil on canvas
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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
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The Tiefling Bachelors ˚₊🗡⋆.✩₊˚
I have these keychains currently on preorder in my Etsy shop :3 They're only open for a few more days, but I will have some extras in stock in case you miss them!
I also have matching stickers to go with them :3
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 tiefling#baldur's gate 3 fanart#baldur's gate 3 zevlor#baldur's gate 3 dammon#baldur's gate 3 rolan
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。゚゚・。・゚゚。 ゚. November will bring blessings.
゚・。・゚
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Act 1 durgestarion romance is so funny to me, they’re so profoundly miserable and stupid, I love them
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I think the hardest decision to make when romancing Astarion isn't whether or not you allow him to ascend. It's the choice in his Act 2 confession where you can decide between hugging him or telling him you can continue your romantic relationship together without having sex.
Because of course the hug is super meaningful and lovely and wonderfully cinematic, and I do love it, BUT his reaction when you tell him you can stay together without sex?
He looks so relieved but also happy. Like genuinely happy and even hopeful for like, the first time in the whole game. And he doesn't really look this happy again until after his personal quest. I just think it's such an underrated moment. It's so sweet and beautiful.
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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
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Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay
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i love people with favorite characters who barely have any content. i hope you feast well on your three comically tiny bread crumbs tonight
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