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Sitting on a stool pressed closely to the wooden bar, Kimberly was chatting idly with the group of seniors besides her. Normally, Kim was good at keeping her mouth shut, but when alcohol had entered her system, her tongue definitely loosened - back to that good old scouse mentality. She was here for a reason, she remembered that much, but what that reason was? Well, Kimberly could blame the gin fizz for her forgetting.

The woman laughed when asked to repeat herself, remembering to slow down her words - people back home had a hard time understanding her, the Americans were hardly going to understand her first try. She was talking about home, how she couldn`t wait to go back, but that the US was amazing, too. How she`d definitely come back if she could convince her boss to give her a couple of extra holiday days. This, of course, was all a lie.

Noticing somebody looking over at herself and the lot she was talking to, Kim`s head snapped around to face them and she placed her drink down onto the counter - so hard that gin spilled onto the rubber mat on the counter. Keeping her head down was something that Kimberly struggled with at the best of times, and now that she was drunk...

" Eee, you got a problem mate? Or are you going to fuck off before things get proper ugly?"

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arrested  development  (  2003  -  )  sentence  starters ↪  from  all  seasons.  alter  as  you  see  fit

“i’ll leave when i’m good and ready.”

“i know you’re the big marriage expert - oh, i’m sorry, i forgot your wife is dead!”

“it’s like she gets off on being withholding.”

“nothing wrong with that.”

“there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.”

“i know it can never be, so i’m leaving. i’m enlisting in the army.”

“do you know where i could get myself one of those t-shaped pendants?”

“there’s always money in the banana stand.”

“how much can one banana cost, [name]? ten dollars?”

“where did the lighter fluid come from?”

“BEES?”

“the seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sandracing.”

“here’s some money. go and see a star war.”

“i don’t feel so good.”

“you couldn’t pick her out of a line-up of one.”

“i’m glad you got my message.”

“i’ve made a huge mistake.”

“here’s a candy bar. no —- i’m withholding it.”

“well i hope you also carry a spare bowl of CANDY BEANS!”

“wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.”

“it’s vodka; it goes bad once it’s opened.”

“where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?”

“i am having a love affair with this ice-cream sandwich.”

“and that’s why you always leave a note!”

“i call it … hot ham water.”

“TAKE ME TO YOUR SECULAR WORLD!”

“there are dozens of us! dozens!”

“i’d rather be dead in california than alive in arizona.”

“i feel like a fucking idiot.”

“never promise crazy a baby!”

“i don’t understand the question, and i won’t respond to it.”

“it just makes me want to set myself on fire.”

“it was written half in english, half in … squiggly.”

“are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

“i was going to smoke it like a cigarette.”

“this doesn’t bode well.”

“i hear the jury’s still out on science.”

“this is a tricky grey area.”

“no touching!”

“i’ve never admitted to making a mistake.”

“this party is going to be off the hook!”

“i don’t know why, but this is it!”

“you’re killing me, [name].”

“why don’t you go away, get away, you’re hopelessly hopeless.”

“i’d like to cry but i can’t spare the moisture.”

“i don’t know what i was expecting.”

“[name], look what the gays have done to me.”

“i’ve opened a door here that i regret.”

“say what you will about america; thirteen dollars still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.”

“i’m a monster!”

“i appreciate your time.”

“hey buddy, are you alone?”

“oh [name]. after all these years, god’s not going to take a call from you.”

“did you enjoy your meal, [name]? you certainly drank it fast enough.”

“i’ll be in the hospital bar.”

“i want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in!”

“no, no, no. i am telling you. you are now punished. i punish thee!”

“i am going crazy with the boredom, [name].”

“it’s just that i was constantly being called to the phone, or i was asked a question, or i was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.”

“i’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by one o’clock.”

“i’m sorry, i’m just still on the whole ‘[name] being likeable’ thing. you know he’s only had sex with like four women, right?”

“that’s what it said on ‘ask jeeves’.”

“what? i want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as i am.”

“i’ve been charged with taking caring of you, and i’m bloody well going to do it.”

“let me ask you something. is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘cause if it’s business i’ll go away happily. but if it’s personal, i’ll go away… but i won’t be happy.”

“am i that much of a monster, [name]? even to you?”

“i’ve seen one person die.”

“how come i’ve never thought of that before?”

“marry me!”

“why don’t you just pick out anything you want?”

“i’ve always been deeply passionate about nature.”

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villanelle + perhaps her best look? (fight me)

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Long fingers grazed over shelves, eyeing the various items on display. Kimberly wasn`t really at all interested in music, but she had to do something to pass her time.  It`ll only be a few more weeks, she had told herself, and then I`ll be home.

Upon hearing the woman demand that somebody leave the shop, Kim had to hold back a snicker. She remembered when it was her who was kicked out of places, what it was like before keeping her head down. She reminisced as though the last time she had been in serious trouble was long gone, though in reality, it had only been last month.

Glancing over her shoulder to see the poor bugger who was being asked to leave, the woman realised that there was nobody else there. So that just left her. She hadn`t even done anything, although perhaps it was just that she had that look to her. A look that screamed "I will destroy everything like an overgrown toddler throwing a temper tantrum". It`s not like she hadn`t heard it before.  

Turning fully around so that her back was no longer facing the woman in charge, Kimberly raised an eyebrow and put her hands up in the air in mock surrender.

"Okay, okay, I`ll be gone. Out of curiosity though, I haven`t just came in during, like, closing hours, have I? I haven`t got the time on me."

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A look™

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villanelle cooking sausage in a push up bra and silk kimono

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#WWGS

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* ´ ৲ ➳ ❤ ° ´´ ―  𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒 . !

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝟓𝟎𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒: 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 

❛  — wake up   ❜ ❛   did you just call me (name ) ?  ❜ ❛   spies , so sensitive . i should know  ❜ ❛  what can i say ? i have a type   ❜ ❛   you know that’s freudian , right ?  ❜ ❛   he’s obviously compensating for something  ❜ ❛   go to sleep  ❜ ❛   patterns , they keep me up at night.  ❜ ❛  the soft sciences have another word for causality . blame   ❜ ❛  you’re stealing my ammo again   ❜ ❛   you know that was a gag gift ,right ?  ❜ ❛   i’m not going to shoot anyone darling  ❜ ❛  listen , if it’s all the same to you i’d rather you didn’t shoot someone   ❜ ❛   maybe now we’ll get some answers  ❜ ❛    only a guilty man wears gucci loafers ❜ ❛  just me and my semi automatic bf/gf   ❜ ❛  you look worried   ❜ ❛   who’s to say what natural abilities lurk inside each of us ?  ❜ ❛   or are you going to pretend they didn’t bring you back from the dead ?  ❜ ❛  don’t  be dramatic . i wasn’t dead , i was only resting my eyes .   ❜ ❛  you okay ? you look dizzy   ❜ ❛  i feel strange    ❜ ❛   how does it feel to be a lab rat ?  ❜ ❛  let’s just say i didn’t volunteer   ❜ ❛  guess there’s a reason to keep an eye on me   ❜  ❛   oh and i’m psychic , watch this  ❜ ❛  it’s psychosis . a side effect from the drugs   ❜ ❛  — why did you do it ?   ❜ ❛  they made you everything you are  ❜ ❛  respect the truth , pleasant or painful    ❜     ❛   aren’t we all just a bundle of patterns , repeating again and again ?  ❜ ❛   she saw you coming  ❜ ❛  no . i’m fine .    ❜ ❛   i forgive you , in case you were wondering  ❜ ❛  yeah , that would have sucked   ❜ ❛  you’re cuddling me again   ❜   ❛   you did that on purpose , right ?  ❜            

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       ‘cause i’m a               FUCKING MESS                           sometimes

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   i’d do ANYTHING for family.

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“Walk Like an Egyptian” is a number-one hit from the album Different Light by The Bangles in 1985.

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Killer Queen - Queen (Sheer Heart Attack, 1974)

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Talking Heads - Psycho Killer.