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we have to stop putting Adam Driver in dramatic roles and put him back in comedies
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“the world is so empty and meaningless’ there are men you can get pregnant here
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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
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guy whos not about to kill himself voice: im about to kill myself
guy who is about to kill himself: hey man whats up
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*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*
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I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU LETS FROT FREAKY STYLE!!!1!!1!1!
You do not know me enough to love me...my relationships are doomed to fail.
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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touches your shaved armpit please stop...for me 😢
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love that if you’re depressed and gay you become a poet and this hasnt changed in like 1000 years
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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me
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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈
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I could make him worse by being utterly infatuated with him and boosting his ego
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