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Likes Per Post
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Reblog Per Post
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Reply Per Post
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Time Between Posts
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Number of Posts By Type
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REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
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If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
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"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
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LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM
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so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.
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If White People Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature
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no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
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*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
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tips for new freshmen!
no one cares about anything
walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
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"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullshit
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself
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who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
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