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I love Andrew Garfield as Spider Man. Sorry <3

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after the mission

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Y’all worried ‘bout how Thanos is going to hurt Peter but we still don’t know what May does when she finds out Peter’s Spider-man 🤷‍♀️

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People just don't get it

What gets on my nerves is when I comment on the attractiveness of a celebrity (as they are aesthetically pleasing to me), and people always respond with “oh, so you’re not asexual then.” Like ??????????? I never said I wanted to have sex or make out with that celebrity….all I meant was I find them nice to look at, and I would love to meet them someday… ya know?

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The story of a Lithromantic

Me: *gets a crush* Huh, maybe I’m not Lithromantic maybe it was just those few people or I was too young. Maybe this time it will be different!

Crush: *likes me back*

Me: WHAT WAS I THINKING NO NO NO IM LITH AF! I CANT DO THIS BYEEE *runs away in slow motion*

Crush: wat

Friends: wat

Your mom: wat

Obama: wat

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Reblog if you want to be in a QPR (queer platonic relationship)😊

i REAlly really want to be in one!!!

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Easy Wade, it’s Halloween! No one will know I’m the real one.

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I love all these references Spider-Man / Deadpool #23

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Peter: *breathes*

Wade: ❤️💖💛💘💝💝💕💕💖💙💓❤️💖💛💘💘💜😍🤤💌💜💗💕💌💖💝💓💘💘💙🤤🤤🤤💗💜💘💜💙💌💌💝💓💖💘💝💕💝💛💘💚💙💛💕💝💜💕💕💕❤️💕❣️❣️❣️💖💗💓💜💘💛💕❤️💘💚💘💙💜💘💜💚💝💛💛😍😍😍💘💖💘💚💜🤤🤤💕💕💙💕💙💕💕💕☺️💕🤤💕🤤💕💝❣️❣️💕💕

Peter: how did you say that out loud

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clint barton being thrown into a dumpster only to find out that he is not the only one in that dumpster 

matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster

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Okay, tough guy.

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I thought peter had homework what the fuck is he doing in space

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tony designing the looks of peter’s 2.0 suit like “ok how can i give this kid his own specific Spider Vibe while still ensuring we look like we’re wearing matching outfits but like in the Cool way”

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a bunch of peters, featuring a couple of tonys. 

said tonys and peters are politely asked not to be tagged as a ship, the result of tagging them as a ship is me crying, pls