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Seriously though they could have been teaching him how to swim the human way for his whole life and he could have gotten really good at it. Imagine how crazy it would have been if the first time he saw and interacted with the other geese he came up to them doing a perfect front crawl or back stroke

Just watched The Wild Robot and it was pretty, like visually quite pretty and the action scenes were well thought out. However, why did they skip out on all the character development? For an almost 2 hour movie we got like nothing, fox? One minute he’s an asshole next minute he’s really sad and full of feelings because friendship and bonding. Goose child? Missed his whole childhood, boiled down to the adding of baby pictures carved into wood. I get that you can only do so much in a movie but really? You’re going to skip a large section of a character’s life when the whole point of the robot being with the child is to teach it to swim and fly? You’re just going to skip over that and only start teaching him to swim when he’s a preteen/teenager in goose years?? Really???

I thought robots were supposed to be good at planning

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Just watched The Wild Robot and it was pretty, like visually quite pretty and the action scenes were well thought out. However, why did they skip out on all the character development? For an almost 2 hour movie we got like nothing, fox? One minute he’s an asshole next minute he’s really sad and full of feelings because friendship and bonding. Goose child? Missed his whole childhood, boiled down to the adding of baby pictures carved into wood. I get that you can only do so much in a movie but really? You’re going to skip a large section of a character’s life when the whole point of the robot being with the child is to teach it to swim and fly? You’re just going to skip over that and only start teaching him to swim when he’s a preteen/teenager in goose years?? Really???

I thought robots were supposed to be good at planning

3/5

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Ok so you’re telling me that after several generations of people dying in this house before they were 32 no one thought to move away? No one? They’re just fine with being killed by the wizard under the fucking floor boards?

3/5

Couldn’t be me

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I’m going to read The Alchemist by HP Lovecraft, heard that one’s a silly time