blairwarner

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i know i’m like five years late and sorry if you posted this already but if you’re still into the facts of life what’s the story in your head for how jo and blair got together post-show?

if we’re rolling with the way things left off canonically (ie: jo marrying rick) then my current fave story is Blair realizes she’s gay and has a relationship with someone really hot and jo sees them out at like a market together and hides behind a fruit display only for Blair to see her and be like “…jo? 🥺” and Jo’s v awkward like “hehehe hey just picking up this…lemon…it fell…ha ha ha” and meets Blair’s gf and then goes to her car and cries and is like “fuck !!!” and has her “good luck babe” moment. it takes her a little bit to divorce Rick tho bc she’s like “im not gay…am I 🤔” and she goes to a gay club just to ~see~ and wouldn’t you guess it! Blair is there with her gf!! Jo’s like “fuck!!”

blair and her gf approach jo and blair tries to v obviously set jo up with one of her friends but ofc gets jealous as the night goes on and I imagine there being a scene v similar to “but im a cheerleader” outside of the club and ahhh ill stop here for now lolol

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life update: your girl graduated with her masters, is a licensed therapist, and is marrying the short southern version of jo polniaczek

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a discovery made today: Fast Car came out in April of 1988 while The Facts of Life aired until May 1988, meaning we live in a world where the two intersected and that feels very important to me

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“good luck babe” is Jo and Blair coded thank u and good night

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the “I got a crush” song from rise of the pink ladies is jo polniaczek coded

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life update: your girl graduated from college !!!!!!!!!!!

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JUST POPPING IN TO SAY I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS LIVE FACTS OF LIFE THING

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Are you still interested in the facts of life as you used to be?

always

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Do you have a second tumblr?

nah why?

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rb to wrap the person u reblogged from in a green blanket

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started one tree hill and brooke?? so valid

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hello gays i hope you’re well 💕💕💕

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opens tumblr like a can of soda psssh tahhh

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Kate Bush with her dogs Bonnie & Clyde in outtakes from the “Hounds of Love” cover shoot (1985)

© Photographies by his brother,John Carder Bush, hair by Anthony Yacomine and makeup by Clayton Howard

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Next thing you’re going to tell me, you lost your job. But it’s alright. So you came to California and you failed miserably. That is nothing to be ashamed of.