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VEX GEM VEX GEM VEX GEM (twt req)

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do we have to go over the au ideas you maybe don't put in streamer's TTS again. maybe keep that one for the group chat. maybe not while streamer is at work. i'm begging you.

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Enkay Watches the Imp and Skizz Podcast #127 (featuring @joehills)

First of all, if you are not watching Joe Hills on either youtube or twitch, DO IT!!!! He's streaming pretty much every day and the conversations are always so interesting and he has the best little windows into the workings of Hermitcraft. Folks will pop by and have super interesting conversations with him! He's one of my favorite hermits and I think his unique way of experiencing minecraft, life, and hermitcraft is something that deserves more eyes on it, because I know people are sleeping on him.

First off, THIS is how you show up to the Imp and Skizz Podcast! Classy, on brand, and unique!

I love Impulse's little nest of pillows, he's so cozy nestled in there, holding his mandated amount of water like a security blanket

I love that the reason they wanted Joe on was to talk about the coup SPOILERS: they never even touch on it

joe's dad being a logician makes so much sense tbh

"a creationist universe where god wants you dead and i play minecraft like a greek hero idiot" is such an amazing way to talk about super hostile maps

HOW IS IT THAT JOE AND SKIZZ BOTH HAVE EDGAR ALLEN POE ANECDOTES OFF THE DOME

Joe having his wedding taking place during the recess of a vehicular manslaughter trial feels so strange and yet so Joe

JOE HILLS FULL NAME DROP?????

"YOU'VE GOTTA BE JOE KING" okay he mentioned on stream that there was a joke that maybe two people would get and I will proudly claim to be one of the two.

"fighting to become an artist" is so validating to Skizz's journey so far. It's gonna be his year anniversary of being a hermit soon and im gonna get emotional about his path this last year

Joe WOULD put on the Scottish Parliament sessions as background noise, love that

"I don't trust any platform with my art. I'm the one that makes the art and the audience is the one that appreciates my art" "I need to be as platform/brand agnostic as possible" "next time Amazon does something terrible to the unions" 👏👏👏

CHEERS REFERENCE, SKIZZ'S SITCOM BRAIN IS ACTIVATED

talking about his streams like a bar and like,,,,, he's so smart about the role of creators and fandom and i just appreciate joe so much

it's funny that they're shocked about the relationships can be formed within fandoms when like,,,,, that's how they met tango

((also if we talk regularly and read this i love you guys <3))

skizz, the worst chat reader ever i love you

i need hermitcraft standup. please. custom texture snowballs as tomatoes or flowers to throw

thinking about a younger skizz using a tape recorder to record his 'genius ideas' and quotes he likes and annoying the crap out of his friends

YES JOE AND SKIZZ TALKING ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF COMEDY AND THE STRUCTURE, THEY'RE SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL DUO

I'm glad that we got to hear Joe's JFK impression

COURT CASE TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bdubs will only let Doc win if it's funnier for doc to win, because that's how guilty doc was"

Joe quoting Sun Tsu and then going on the stand and said "Your Honor, Your Highness, my client is a baby" in an asymetric star trek dress, that's the Joe Hills Difference

"DELICIOUS" skizz i love how schadenfreude you are

"FIVE DIAMONDS PER F TIER BOOK???" impulse my favorite wet cat

"I'll make one sale every two months" and also implying that the shopping district has property taxes

the delivery on "two. some people say four" was SLICK

TUMBLR MCYT SEXYMAN POLL MENTION

"tumblr defines sexyman to mean 'most bizarre, cryptid, creepy thing' " not wrong there.

"well scar is obviously going to win the sexyman competition"

"once i found out that it's for weird, cryptid energy, I knew "oh nevermind I'm gonna win this"

joe hills is my favorite weird guy and he deserved to win

cleo as our nonbinary icon placing third place in the tumblr sexyman poll

All in all, fantastic podcast, and not long enough imo. I hope Joe gets to be there in person one day like he originally envisioned, and there's just an untapped well of information that could go into future podcasts

Reminder that you should subscribe and follow Joe!

BONUS, edited by me, please credit if you use it, I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE you to use it (original screencap under cut):

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First post woo!! Everyone is crazy about Etho calling himself a puppy and I am not immune, he should wear a super short skirt and get everyone's hands on him <3

NSFW link under cut

Full vers

(I'm still figuring out how image hosting works so let me know if you have any issues!)

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Good morning, Tumblr.

My name is Joseph Benedict Hills Jr. and this morning the Imp and Skizz podcast released this episode, featuring me as a guest.

I was told it was a casual podcast, so I'm sure you'll understand why a ball cap would be appropriate.

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the guys ever. im watching their skyblock evolution 2.0 series rn and am actually insane <3

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toxic yuri thoughts...but i shan't say

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masterlist

Clips/Context:

Gem: “Naked with a salmon head. Can’t wait to see the fanart of that” (Hermitcraft s10, Pearl episode 2)

Gem: “I know my Pearl noises anywhere” (Hermitcraft s10, episode 19)

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If you haven't noticed, I've started reblogging mcytnsfw stuff.

If you aren't into that, or are a minor following me for some reason, please evacuate. I will not tolerate puritanical behavior

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watched my first pearlescentmoon video, fell in love immediately

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ive been wanting to make smth like this for a little while now and i finally finished it up ^_^ hopefully my tricks are helpful

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I love Joe Hills and Cubfan video clip collabs bc it’s like

Joe: “Howdy Cubfan! What Zany Adevntures Shall We Embark On Today? Let’s Play A Fun Game! Yipee!”

Cub: “hey joe:)”

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PREORDER ANNOUNCEMENT!

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Hey yall! as a minorly successful (hasnt gotten nuked yet) mcytnsfw blog I have some tips for yall since we have a lot of new guys in the sphere. Seriously where are you guys all coming from

I’m not saying I’m an expert, but in my year and a half I��ve not been nuked I’d like to share what I think helps.

For these examples I am using rendoc fucking as a stand in for any content at all. Think any kink, ship, or character. This doesn’t only apply to certain things. It applies to all of them.

- DON’T MAINTAG SHIT

Literally the easiest step. If you’re posting Rendoc fucking, don’t use the main rendoc tag. Easy as that. Some people don’t wanna see Rendoc fucking for any reason and that’s valid. You will get nuked. This is the number one reason for getting nuked. Don’t be stupid about this.

- GIVE WARNINGS, USE CUTS

Sometimes you don’t realise a post is going to have Rendoc fucking until you see the post itself. Cuts help with this. Above the cut put any warning you need, whether it’s in big letters “THIS POST HAS RENDOC FUCKING” or in normal text “Rendoc fucking under cut”. If you’re answering an ask that can usually suffice (ex: “can you draw rendoc fucking?” Implies on that post it’s going to have rendoc fucking, but a second warning always helps)

- USE BLOCKABLE TAGS

Don’t make your tags incomprehensible. No one wants to block every variation of rendoc, rendoc/docm77, r*nd*c, r.nd.c, wolfcreeper etc. find one system you’re going to use for your tags and stick with it. If you’re using periods to replace vowels, make sure you stay by that. If you’re using associated words, stay by that. It can be hard to remember where you censored a word (ex: r.en vs re.n) but check your older posts to make sure because you don’t wanna have to block that many more variations. Try and make it clear what tag is for what (ex: wolfcreeper, <- my rendoc tag) so it’s clear what to block. Your best friend is a generic tag lots of people use. Mcytnsfw, hermitnsfw, sosnsfw, outsidernsfw, any version of that tag is the easiest to use and to block.

- STAY IN YOUR LANE

Sometimes it’s hard to know who’s a nsfw blog or if they just reblog suggestive things sometimes. That’s okay. Play it safe and interact with people you’re confident are okay with being interacted with. If someone’s blog doesn’t have anything related to rendoc fucking, don’t submit an ask about rendoc fucking. If their pinned post says “don’t talk about rendoc fucking”, DEFINITELY DON’T TALK ABOUT RENDOC FUCKING TO THEM. Also just try not to interact with ccs. They don’t want to see that most likely. They most likely won’t notice an occasional very rare reblog or like, but the more you interact with them the more risk someone who doesn’t want to see your stuff will see your stuff. You will get nuked. Play it safe. Just block them if it’s too irresistible. Use the block button liberally, for any reason. It’s not just to make sure you don’t see them, but that they don’t see you.

- USE OUTSIDE LINKS FOR ART

Tumblr doesn’t like us. It will nuke you if you post uncensored rendoc fucking. Have a link for the art instead that people have to click. Mastodon (with limits), Pixiv, and squidge are the ones I know of that people use. Feel free to ask other people in our sphere what they use! Don’t use discord, the links will only last for so long.

These are the main points I can think of. Obviously there’s nuances in some aspects but as a general rule this is what I try to stick to! Stay alive, have fun, export your blog often so when it gets nuked you still have all your hard work.

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I am a harpy enjoyer

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A Secret Santa present :D

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