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are female characters devoid of complex characterization, or do you not afford female characters the same depth and complexity that you afford the guys? are female characters badly-written compared to men, or do you focus on the guys regardless of writing quality? are the female characters simply less interesting than the men, or do you think men are more interesting than women?

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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Rule one of fandom: there are some things that only exist for us.

Don’t send actors fics

Don’t give them explicit art ever

Don’t tag them in rpf questions or theories

Don’t try to bring them into fandom drama of any kind

Don’t hold them responsible for what the producers and writers decide

They’re still people.  They have private lives, which do not include fandom.

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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other fandoms when normal ships: WOAH YES FINALLY THEY JUST KISSED LETS GOOO

six of crows fandom when kanej: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS GOLLY GOSH THEY JUST INITIATED HUMAN CONTACT VOLUNTARILY WITHOUT THROWING UP LETS GOOOOO

other fandoms:

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I am convinced the reason powerful, intelligent women like Talia and Selina are attracted to him is because he possesses no rizz. Absolutely none.

Like when they first meet Bruce out of the suit, they're expecting to be charmed with his charisma, but since he's comfortable with both of them, he goes on a two hour long conspiracy rant on how the Pentagon is being controlled by an ancient Babylonian blood cult.

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This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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“…Jason isn’t invited since he thinks he’s apparently TOO COOL to have a bird theme now…”

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part of my kid!robins au

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shadow and bone as @ao3-crack posts 1/?

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shadow and bone season 2 but it's just memes

(season 1 version)

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Your favourite fics? Book characterizations!

Check out:

the "Timeless" series

"Start a War"

"A Curse Between Us"

All of them are about Alarkling. The first two are my favorites and I enjoyed the third one too much!

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Okay, Alina doesn't feel confident enough to feed Aleksander false information once she knows how the Tether works...

But why not distract him? Annoy him? Tease him?

Randomly pop up, sing a catchy song ten times in a row, and once she's certain he remembers it, disappear.

If she catches him explaining something, repeat "Are you suuuuure?!" after every sentence.

Think about him very hard, when she's preparing for bed, pretend she doesn't realize it and cut him off as she's lifting her chemise.

Hell, if she'd allow herself to admit she's interested in him, she could make a game of guessing his name before he gives it to her.

Yeah, none of that might win her the war, but a distracted mind is more likely to make mistakes.

edit: He's touch-starved! She knows it!

Run her fingers over the back of his neck, before he realizes she's there, and disappear.

Put her head on his shoulder as he's in middle of a council meeting.

Poke him with her finger. Again. And again... Has she never seen a cat?!

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enemies to lovers be like