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born to write love letters, forced to type me and who in the tags on tumblr
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people don't notice Patrick in public because he's below their eye level
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"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."
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fujoshi electrician burns another house down after installing male/male connection
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pete attempts to toast andy
(all your friends fest 8/24/24)
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Wonderful kitten by German artist Meta Plückebaum (1876-1945). Source.
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
#as a waitress it’s crazy how many people just straight up refuse to read a menu#like wont even look at it they just ask what we have#and then i tell them and they say oh so what does that come with#like i don’t mind really it’s my job to know the menu but i just cant understand why someone would do that
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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